RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[LazySpy]

*Espeon and Leafeon continue to race. The clouds above RM rumble and it starts to rain*
My leaf is happy. How are you Espeon?

Should I do it?...
*Races 105 mph with extreme caution*

 

[Max1996]

So, what exactly happened to you down there?

*Sylveon tells Vaporeon about the Milotic. Vaporeon gasps and then shakes his head.*

Man! Why is everyone trying to strangle you all of a sudden?! Don't worry. I'll go have a real serious talk with that Milotic later. Then you can safely go find yourself a new underwater sleeping spot.

*nuzzles Sylveon and uses Aqua Ring, transferring some of its restorative energy to him*

It's no problem, really. I guess it wasn't very smart to go in alone. You did say it's your domain when you're in there, if I recall correctly.

 

[TRNatalie]

*Mud spatters Leafeon’s fur as she reaches 104 mph*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*Espeon and Leafeon continue to race. The clouds above RM rumble and it starts to rain*
My leaf is happy. How are you Espeon?

Should I do it?...
*Races 105 mph with extreme caution*

Be careful, Leafeon! Yesterday, Espeon was able briefly go 360 mph!

It's no problem, really. I guess it wasn't very smart to go in alone. You did say it's your domain when you're in there, if I recall correctly.

Guess I did say that. Well, I'll make sure that that sea serpent will know better than to mess with any of my friends ever again.

But first, the race!

 

[TRNatalie]

*Leafeon accelerates to 108 mph* Woo hoo! This is fun!

 

[Max1996]

Guess I did say that. Well, I'll make sure that that sea serpent will know better than to mess with any of my friends ever again.

I think he didn't intend to harm me, only make it clear he didn't want me there...

But thanks!

 

[LazySpy]

* Laughs at the speed of 112 mph*

 

[TRNatalie]

Let’s see just how fast I can go! *Runs forward, reaching a speed of 116. At this point, my legs are covered in mud*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I think he didn't intend to harm me, only make it clear he didn't want me there...

But thanks!

Well, based on your description, you did feel uncomfortable, so at least I'll tell it to use less painful methods to get its points across.

*Leafeon accelerates to 108 mph* Woo hoo! This is fun!

* Laughs at the speed of 112 mph*

Let’s see just how fast I can go! *Runs forward, reaching a speed of 116. At this point, my legs are covered in mud*

*watches in awe as the two Eeveelutions race, their legs moving faster than the eye can see and mud splashing behind them*

 

[Max1996]

Well, based on your description, you did feel uncomfortable, so at least I'll tell it to use less painful methods to get its points across.

I guess he did get a bit excessive...But enough about that.
*Joins in watching the race*

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Here are some new self-made lyrics. Hopefully it'll be a song in the next Pokemon anime, when Ash is a hood and he's got some homeys and a baseball bat with nails in it. In the first episode, he decides to get tough and be rad. This is the song he sings prior to that and the last bit is just to clarify something personal to me:

Spoiler

Hit the floor
In a splat.
I broke my face
That's where it's at.
Kicked in the shins
Ah yeah
Thrown in the bins
Ah yeah
Bullied.
Yeah yeah yeah
Bullied.
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm actually not bullied.
Yeah yeah yeah.

Brilliant.

 

[TRNatalie]

*Manages to reach 120 mph* I didn’t know I could go this fast!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

* Laughs at the speed of 112 mph*

Let’s see just how fast I can go! *Runs forward, reaching a speed of 116. At this point, my legs are covered in mud*

*Manages to reach 120 mph* I didn’t know I could go this fast!

And I bet you can go even faster! I was able to more than triple my previous top speed when I tapped into the core of my potential! I'm sure you can do the same!

*Leafeon bypasses Espeon and starts gaining a lead*

Hey! Espeon! Watch it! You're being overtaken!

 

[LazySpy]

*Manages to reach 120 mph* I didn’t know I could go this fast!

And I bet you can go even faster! I was able to more than triple my previous top speed when I tapped into the core of my potential! I'm sure you can do the same!

*Leafeon bypasses Espeon and starts gaining a lead*

Hey! Espeon! Watch it! You're being overtaken!

That's the moment!
*starts collecting energy*
*runs 118 mph, slowly accelerating*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*Manages to reach 120 mph* I didn’t know I could go this fast!

That's the moment!
*starts collecting energy*
*runs 118 mph, slowly accelerating*

Oh, boy! We're approaching the climax! I can feel it!

Watch out, Leafeon! Espeon is about to unleash his hidden potential! You better do the same, or you won't stand a chance of winning!

 

[TRNatalie]

The finish line is not far ahead. *My leaf begins to glow*

 

[LazySpy]

The finish line is not far ahead. *My leaf begins to glow*

*My gem begins to sparkle*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

The finish line is not far ahead. *My leaf begins to glow*

*My gem begins to sparkle*

Oh, yes! Here it comes! The final spurt!

*readies the high-speed goal camera*

 

[TRNatalie]

*Begins to move so fast, my fur stops getting wet. My leaves glow like emeralds, my fur(or at least what’s not covered in mud) glows like dandelions*

 

[LazySpy]

*Starts running so fast that he is able to catch up to Leafeon*