That's What She Said!

[Zekurom]

"All of a sudden, it fell on me"

...I don't understand quite a few of these.

 

[Zekurom]

That's what she said.

You see, I don't have quite the mental gymnastic ability as some of you people here.

 

[Synesus]

My friend: Oh god this is going to be so hard.

 

[Battaman]

"I'm coming!"
Even Zekurom must get this. ;-)

 

[Kamex]

"I'm coming!"
Even Zekurom must get this. ;-)

My English teacher says things like that practically all the time. It's hilarious!

Anyway, my friend today: "I can't get it in!"

 

[Zwampert]

"Thats a big one"

 

[Zekurom]

"I'm coming!"
Even Zekurom must get this. ;-)

Yes, I do get that one.

Okay, that was lame. How about this:
"I'm thinking ahead." (if you don't get it, I don't blame you)

Now there's one that I get. In a similar vein: "Give me a head start, would ya?"

I think the reason I have such a problem with the ones in this thread is because they're just not subtle enough. You can see it from a mile away.

 

[Dr. GM]

"Leave it in there! I think it likes it!"

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

"The answer to 12 x 6 is 72"

I said that when I was in 3rd grade when we were doing a group activity in math. One of the class math whizzes was in my group, and I repeated what he said. That was the 9-year-old me :XD2:

 

[--root--]

It doesn't matter what color they are, they all taste the same.

 

[Roulette]

One day while walking past the girl's bathroom...

Girl: "Hey, get your finger outta that! I've gotta eat that!"

Yeah....I didn't wanna say it :/

 

[TeamZombie!]

"Stop playing around in there! You're getting me wet."

I was doing the dishes and I was throwing the bubbles at my friend....I did say it

 

[Dr. GM]

"You've gone too far!"

 

[Battaman]

"There is nothing funny about 69!"
"That's not what she said"

 

[Nagini]

"Pull it out, blow on it, and put it back in."

My brother and I were playing N64 and the game froze, hehe.

 

[Sentai]

"Fack."

 

[Neon_Seadra No. 10]

This is a friend of mine talking about her phone:
"It's so thick and slippery, so hard to grasp!"

 

[Chebon]

We were in class, and a classmate showed my English teacher a math problem that she's having trouble with.
The teacher responds with, "wow, that's hard!"

Thanks.

 

[EdelsteinBraginski_]

My friend: "He can't kick or catch the ball!"
and "You have to mount it here."

 

[Zwampert]

"Make sure it's long enough"