Hestia

It would be both in an erotic dance, with Johanna as a guest judge of course.
Shorts or hot pants?
Sadly Delia hasn't been spending enough time with Johanna to realise her evil schemes, though it would be pretty risky if she did. Johanna likes the innocent ones.
No, it looks good, especially the hips. You just need it on its back xD Or maybe it would be male...I'm sure Kenny would like the best of both

You must be very proud of your rhyming.
Ballerina appeal for an unofficial contest after the GF.
Oh dear god the leather is never going to leave animé speculation ever again Also a leather bitch chain colar to keep your Pokémon under control.
That must actually be horrible, having your life only consist of being hit and prodded by Johanna's wooden spoon.
Crafty bitch, is there anything that she won't do to maintain her victims? I bet that she tries to spike some of the character's drinks to get them. She will be the leader of the BW evil group.

Do so before the temptation kills you.
Some of it made me want to retch. The outrageous designs to follow would do so as well, especially for larger Pokémon. They would super desu kawaii clothes that can resist being torn or some bullshit.
These events will have their own Chronicles episodes and will be fanservice.
Poor girl. It's surprising that she was let out of the house, let alone interacting with other humans who could have been invited round for a ride on her.

Let's try to find them
I don't like any dressing up stuff either, and really hope that it isn't in the BW saga. The designs would be hideous and would make me hate the contest pokés.
...it all makes sense. Johanna turned to drink after Lila turned her down. Since then Johanna has been making clothes by hand in an attempt to impress the Pokéstylist. Alcohol isn't the only thing either, Johanna rarely leaves incase anyone discovers the drug lab in her basement.

Ah but we must emulate the king of these forums by not watching. Though we would indeed miss out, especially as the sagas get better and better.
A sex change. It could happen Though seeing Togekiss in leather would be rather hillarious, especially with its false nice and pretty facade.
Yes it is
The vest acually annoys me. It is so useless and I hated the "Oh Buneary your vest is just adorable!" comments early on in DP. Then Dawn could fondle it.

I know right If they are indeed lying, then I will refuse to watch the BW saga.
Wait, what? Togekiss has no package to enjoy the butt unless it utilises a strap on o.0
No wonder I think that it is boring xD

Well okay, maybe they can let a third join in. Though it means nothing.
Just another one out to get Dawn into the cult. If she doesn't join then the writer lied to us.
As if she wasn't already.

Actually she didn't object to Piplup abuse in DP164 Ursula is only attracted to her Gabite! And Gabite is only attracted to Ursula! Don't say that my delusions aren't true. Pachirisu does have a thing for Gabite though, especially after the love bites that it has tried to give the dragon.
Luckily for Togekiss it can block sex attack attempts with Safeguard so no matter how big Mamoswine is, it won't get teh sex.

They all are. Some just show it more then others.
He still comments on it though sometimes, despite not watching. Odd I know. Ah don't worry, Duckgon Z seems to have saved it.
You can tell that it is trying to lure Piplup into a false sense of security.
Soon she will move onto bigger prey such as Mamoswine.

But it lets you know who is in charge with a whip while maintaining her young, prime, tender age.
Oh I hope he does, but if I remember rightly from posts centuries ago he doesn't watch the animé anymore. I'll have to ask the penguin about that actually.
Well the princess is incredibly cut off from normal society. It wouldn't surprise me if Togekiss has already been open to some forms of sexual misconduct.
Poor Cyndaquil cannot see the mistreatment with its eyes. It is the perfect target for Dawn to practice on.

Well you can't be a member of the cult if you don't have some weird title that turns you on.
Candice is a bit more discreet than Brock, if only by the tiniest amount. Weedle...I don't know really. I think he has some personal issues with the idea of romance and sex to begin with.
I havn't even seen any of his blogs. Now to go and have a look

Well okay, maybe there is some good aspects of PenguinShipping after all
It wouldn't surprise me. That Kricetot can somehow use Sing despite not being meant to learn it, it could know something like Sheer Cold and completely decimate opponents.
I'm guessing that Candice isn't happy that Zoey has yet to get the job done so she is making an attempt herself. On that note I feel bad for her classes, you can only get an A if you sleep with her.
Sadly most of the crazies have mellowed such as Weedle who I wasn't around for either. "Let's boycott Pokémon until they bring Misty back!".

Hestia how could you?! Well actually I did the same thing Thank god that he left and we were spared from more PenguinShipping.
Or it could be Zoroark. Everyone thinks he is cool but they won't when the pretty classical music notes create him. I actually think that his Kricetot will be the one who wins him the match by KOing Infernape.
That is pretty much canon given the face that she's let Glameow be electrified as well, in bloody water. Zoey is one sick girl.
Wait, you don't know who Maxim was? Basically some guy who was bat shit insane about characters getting names, maintained game continuity and location names and basically names in general. At one point he said that wanted to bomb GF headquarters or something for a name change.

Ash would probably think that it is a new method for catching Pokémon.
I'm not either The only time that I found him interesting was when he lost at the GF.
They will take on a life of their own with fangs and claws while his harp will suddenly turn into a rock guitar.

It is a travesty to use both in the same post though. I have trouble with the Pokémon as well, especially with ones such as Bellossom.
Followed by him telling Dawn that he will teach her how to use "growing up girl" objects.
I'm not sure if I would have been able to respond due to being on the floor gasping for breath from laughing too much.
I think that the bunny will "accidentally" be knocked into Nando's crotch. The bunny coincidentally comes just up to it in height.

I've actually started to use that phrase in casual conversations with my friends. It is quite addictive.
Dawn's father was simply a client. Or Oak.
That is better and will certainly result in some great avatar worthy expressions. I genuinely want it to happen now

Sadly no one will take that seriously

And I've just realised my horrible blend of Japanese and Engish names in my last comment to you.

Yep, it all makes sense now. I do feel bad for Nozomi in the backstage area with Naoshi though, as the rounds were completed and more coordinators got the boot it would just be those two alone...
As long as it has some form of hole then Fantina likes it. Or she could be like the pokés that dry humped Giovanni in that Meowth fantasy.
Well Dawn is the cute innocent one and her entire arc has been building up to this very moment. It would be a slap in the face is she didn't get sucked into it.
Johanna clearly used to be involved and wants the same for her daughter. From Dawn's birth I believe she has been planting the idea into Dawn's head.

Oh god the one with the udders for hands...
You can tell that he will try to enlist Zoey due to her habits of looking like a man. Someone out there must like the alternative to lady boys.
I'm not surprised at the confusion of its gender, Fantina is a rather bizarre transvestite. I'm almost certain that some of her expressions and outbursts are towards the humans and not the combinations.

Well the rodents were shown to be shaking their arses in their battles so it is safe to assume that they are erotic dancers.
That would make sense considering that it has been used as a basketball before. Round objects are certainly its niche, which disgusts me when I realise that there are certain beads that are used as toys.

It would explain why her Gabite still knows Dragon Claw. I can envision her wanting it to be used on her...