TheCapsFan

Well, maybe I want to be the antisocial dumb lazyass I am, Dad.

Definitely.

Alright... I'll never leave for good; I can be sure of that.

Well, how was your Thanksgiving?

I won't blame you if you're pissed with me.

Fire Emblem.

Just barely...

Wanna take a guess as to what video game mum bought for me for Christmas earlier?

40 seconds? Well shit. That's amazing. And ah, I see, so not bad at all!

Oh cool, you'd beat Renn. xD She's competitive as fuck, so she'd probably punch you afterwards. =w=;; Holy shit, that's fast. ono;; How fast is the record, anyway? I know nothing about swimming. At all. Just that the Olympic swimming is a great opportunity to ... Nevermind.

Ahh.

hold up on the enthusiasm there buddy She said her time is 1:17:54. What kind number is that? WHY THE MILLISECONDS? xD What's your fastest time?

Oh, right. xD

Sure, I'll text her in a second if you want. I don't think she's beaten a minute in 100m yet though. Netball is mega easy anyway. xDDD I've never played volleyball! owo

Wow. Sounds cool. xD

Yeah, both on the same team. Except Renn's better. And netball ... It's like basketball, but you can't move with the ball. It's mainly a female game. Google it.

*blank look* .... Eh?

I'm the only one of my friends on my rugby and baseball teams, but Heather, D&K and Renn all play netball with me. Renn is a swimmer, too. Heather does gymnastics and D&K does street dance. Dale swims and plays tennis. That's about it ...

Well then you've gotta be great.

Makes sense, I guess.xDD

Wow, holy shit! oAo You have gotta be an awesome swimmer, DJ.

Oh, how come? xDDD

Awesome! x3 What is it, exactly?

You have a lotta friends, bro. xDD And dude!

ABSTRACT PONIES UHUHUHUHU.

LOLNO. xD I came third. ^^;;; Renn, Dale, Me, Heather, D&K, Connor, Daniel, and Lou. Lou gave up half way through, it was funny. She screamed "AIN'T NO BODY GOT TIME FO THAT."

It's abstract. Which is always good.

GUESS HOW THE SWIMMING WENT.

No no, slenderman wears a suit and tie. And sometimes a hoodie.

Oooo, I like the new one!