1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Put Mentos in the Coca-cola! And watch the show!

 

[DracoMan]

#42: Put your face up to the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

[yourlilemogirl]

#43 walk down the aisles staring at everyone you pass dead on in the eyes, not saying a word. Watch how many look away lol

 

[Caprizant]

#44: Sit on the floor (preferably somewhere busy) and do nothing. Wait for a reaction.

When someone attempts to talk to you, start running around the store, screaming at the top of your lungs, "I'M GONNA BE RAPED! I'M GONNA BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED!"

After you're finished with the process, reset and try again.

 

[Almonds]

#45 Search the Sweets corner for a minute, and yell, "WHERE'S MA RAGECANDYBAR?!!"

 

[Unovian]

#46 Yell "Oh my god, it's Justin Beiber" and cause all the teenage girls in the store to riot

 

[Xenon™]

#47: Yell: "It's Chuck Norris!" and cause all the Justin Bieber Fans to panic and run away for dear life. 'Nuff Said.
~ Xenon™

 

[VirtualAnomaly]

#48: Turn up all the car radios in the auto section. Make them so loud that you can hear them from the opposite corner of the store. Watch how many people complain about the noise.

 

[Almonds]

#49 Deliberately hit all the cars in the parking lot (lightly) so that they honk for long minutes. Watch the people's reaction (especially the ones rushing out of the store)

 

[Caprizant]

#50: Crawl around in a box. If someone asks, say you're Solid Snake.

 

[Xenon™]

#51: BE Solid Snake.

~Xenon™

 

[TheShinyMiner]

52- Throw a party in all the bathrooms with loud speakers. People will leave ASAP!

 

[Caprizant]

#53: Make stupid lists such as this one.

 

[jokool]

#54: Buy a 2 liter of Pepsi and some Mentos, put them together in the middle of an aisle, and watch the fireworks!

 

[Caprizant]

#55: Grab a pack of bacon, go crazy around the store yelling, "BACON! BACON! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Proceed to throw uncooked bacon at random shoppers.

 

[jokool]

#56: Give your nose a vacation at the bakery section.

#55: Grab a pack of bacon, go crazy around the store yelling, "BACON! BACON! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Proceed to throw uncooked bacon at random shoppers.

Sounds like something that @Seto Kaibawould say! :lol:

 

[Caprizant]

#57: Learn how to throw your voice. Apply some swearing to a four-year-old's vocabulary.

#55: Grab a pack of bacon, go crazy around the store yelling, "BACON! BACON! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Proceed to throw uncooked bacon at random shoppers.

Sounds like something that @Seto Kaibawould say! :lol:

He'd probably actually do that, as well

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

#54: Buy a 2 liter of Pepsi and some Mentos, put them together in the middle of an aisle, and watch the fireworks!

All ready beat you to that one!~


#58: Hit people with brooms yelling "Get of my Wal-Mart you whipper snappers~"

 

[Almonds]

#59 Go to the DVD corner and ask the salesperson if there's any porn

 

[Seto Kaiba]

#60: Walk around naked...

LIKE A BOSS!

#57: Learn how to throw your voice. Apply some swearing to a four-year-old's vocabulary.

#55: Grab a pack of bacon, go crazy around the store yelling, "BACON! BACON! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Proceed to throw uncooked bacon at random shoppers.

Sounds like something that @Seto Kaibawould say! :lol:

He'd probably actually do that, as well

Did someone enter my self-consciousness?