1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Ebail]

#461: Run around the store yelling "yes"

 

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462 - Set up recording software and record the store for an hour. Then play the recording back incredibly loudly with an echo. Christ that would be annoying,

 

[Ebail]

#463: Run around the store yelling "no"

 

[DracoMan]

#464: Rickroll the entire store with a performance of "Never Gonna Give You Up."

 

[Almonds]

#465: Go over to the pharmacy corner and ask for drugs

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#466 gather a group of friends and have some of them sing while you and two other friends berate them for their performances. call the show wal-mart idol

 

[Almonds]

#467 Sing the Pokemon Theme song in the store

 

[Fatima Shadow Frost Witch]

#468

Hold a Pokemon TCG worldwide tournament using webcams for those that aren't there in person

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

#469

Do the Fork in the Garbage Disposal dance in the middle of the Electronics section. . . . and get the employees and all the customers in the area to do it as well

 

[The Togekiss]

#470

Try and find
a bearded lady
a barefoot child
a guy holding a baby and beer in his cart
a bumper sticker depicting urination
someone with a "rat tail" hair cut and that equals....
WALMART BINGO!!!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#471
apply for a job. then do one of the following:
if you get hired say you changed your mind
if you don't get hired call the store back and yell at them that even k-mart is a better employer than them.

 

[Ebail]

#472: Find an employee who will actually open the video game case for you, letting you get the game you want.

 

[Almonds]

#473 Dress up like my avy and step in the store.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#474, pass gas all around the store.

 

[DracoMan]

#475: Dress up as Satan and challenge someone to a fiddle contest. (Charlie Daniels fans know what I mean.)

#474, pass gas all around the store.

Also known as "crop dusting."

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#476 revive this lost thread!

 

[Water-noctowl]

#477 Make out with the hottest person yoh can find regardless of thier sex or your orientation.

 

[DracoMan]

#478: Try to make small talk with the security guard who throws you out for doing #477.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

#479 Set up a base of operations in preparation of a zombie outbreak.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#480: steal the trucker's truck and drive it all the way to disney world