Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[Continent Turtle]

Underwater

Can I eat a plane?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Of course not. Eat this train instead.

If I have three apples and I eat four, do I owe myself an apple?

 

[Kessel]

What's an apple?

Do Dogs eat Cats and Cats Eat Dogs Eggs During the Fourth of July in 2035 while I'm on the toilet.

 

[jokool]

I'm a time traveler. I just checked. Nope. LOL

What does 1+1+1+1+1+1 equal?

I'll think of something better next time.

 

[Caprizant]

42.

Is V offline?

 

[CharizardDude]

No.

Is this real life?

 

[Caprizant]

No, this is fantasy.

Is his shirt better?

 

[Almonds]

Nope

Do you like cookies?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I like Internet cookies, yes.

What is quantum physics?

 

[Almonds]

Is that something for eating??

Did you say something?

 

[ninjaz]

it makes you look like a rock

you shot who in the hat now?

 

[Caprizant]

Nope. Chuck Testa.

How many internets are in a gallon of soap?

 

[jokool]

45.

Can you grasp the true form of ^ signature?

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

I'm disappointed in you, colonel.

Who has the big guns?

 

[Caprizant]

Mars.

Why must like more be welled by many old what not links not where if only?

 

[Bandit Keith]

Fruity Whip.

Is fur blanketed by yellow croquet bowler hats on a cold banana peel divided by 3i and still bueno?

 

[Mintaka]

That would equal nine, approximately. :/

If blueberries are named since they are blue, are raspberries named because their color is called 'rasp'?

 

[Almonds]

If you eat them, it makes your voice 'rasp'y.

Surrender now, or prepare to fight?

 

[Juzey]

Meowth Squirtle Charizard Pikachu, that's right!

Is that right?

 

[jokool]

It is if Pikachu takes over Team Rocket.

Listen, is that a voice I hear?