Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[Chibster]

He eats a banana every day to keep the crazy away.

Why does my head feel funny?

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Because Turnip is a Pelipper. Go ask one of my doppelgangers: Dr. Mario.

Why is it that it seems like Mario has doppelgangers?

 

[Berrenta]

Everyone wants to be him. He's that cool.

Why is it hot in the summer?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because it's cold in winter.

Who are you?

 

[lovandra]

A cat

Why can duck fly, swim, and walk?

 

[Crystal Onix]

Practice. Lots and lots of practice.

If 1 is red and 2 is green, what is brown?

 

[Wispy Willow]

In the toilet along with the yellow.

Why does Darmanitan have Milhouse eyebrows?

 

[PaladinEsquired]

Edit: It's the only thing milhouse ever scored with.

Where's the beef?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Where the beef is.

Where can I find a tree that doesn't exist?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Where trees do not exist

Why do I hate Pichu so much?

 

[Chibster]

Because you had a run in with a Pichu who stole your wallet!

Why do I like cake?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because cake likes you.

What happens to a video game character when they die?

 

[PyroPokeman]

They go to Video Game Heaven. It's like Heaven, except it has Video Games in it.

Where do the Wild Things live?

 

[Wispy Willow]

In the bushes.

Why do people die?

 

[Peeko]

People don't die. They just choose to no longer live.

Dude, where's my car?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Where you left it.

Who are you?

 

[Darrman]

An Internetter. I think.

Has Ash won a league yet?

 

[Blaze-Boy]

No because he didn't turn his hat backwards

What is a bush?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

A type of biscuit.

Where is the orange pizza?

 

[Blaze-Boy]

In the blue square

What color is a goldfish?