Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[Freesia]

The same reason humans don't sing while running, because they'll fall out of tune.

Why are hamsters so darn cute?

 

[Poke Trey]

Because they'll bite u to death if you're not careful

Why can't all bats just go away and die?!

 

[jackatlasred]

Cause a whole ecosystem will go out off wack.

Why don't plants talk?

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

EDIT: They do talk, it's just that plant languages are inaudible to human ears. But they mostly sing instead.

When you first saw Pikachu's Vacation, how did you feel knowing Pikablu wasn't actually called Pikablu?

 

[Freesia]

I felt very blue that day.

What will the world be like in 10 years?

 

[Poke Trey]

The future will be filled with death and explosions and pokemon ruining us all.

What will pokemon be like next year?

 

[Lylian]

Like regular Pokemon... but in space.

Will we get to battle on Mars?

 

[1023475849038261304976210]

Only with Mars Bars

Why are harvestmen more deadly than a decapitated llama?

 

[NoirGrimoir]

Because decapitated llamas don't carry around six string guitars.

Why do my cats always bring me lizards?

 

[ReturnofMCH]

Because they are chared to the point of bring charizards
Why are my jokes corny

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because you ate too much sweet corn for dinner yesterday.

What are frogs?

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

They're like gorfs, only backwards.

How many Water Stones does it take to evolve a Poliwhirl into a Slowking?

 

[Lylian]

630, plus one water spell.

Where do you find all those water stones?

 

[NoirGrimoir]

You can't find them, you have to synthesize them using advanced alchemy.

Why does a praying mantis pray?

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

EDIT: Because all work and no pray makes Scyther a dull Pokémon.

"Nyan?"

 

[NoirGrimoir]

"Nyah nya-nyan nyaaa!"

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Probably somewhere pacifically in the Specific Osean.

Did I seriously just make a reference to Kath & Kim?!

 

[RagnorokX]

No, you made a reference to france.

Why am I not playing my 3ds even though its right next to me?

 

[NoirGrimoir]

Because you're insane in the membrane.

Why am I not eating Ice Cream right now?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Because ice cream is unhealthy

What is a Pokemon?