Corrupt a Wish v2

[indigohex]

Granted. No one gives you money and you remain poor for the rest of your life.

I wish Mikkayla wins Big Brother.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Turns out it was rigged.

I wish Drew Carey makes a return appearance in the new Whose Line. Believe me, we miss him.

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Granted. He appears very briefly, then leaves for the next ten years. And the cycle repeats.
I wish Gravity Falls wasn't cancelled in the UK.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. The station it's on sells rights to Gravity Falls to some rundown company.

I wish my Kid Icarus club in this forum had more members.

 

[9B057]

Granted. Your club now has 2 more members that are bots, and are now a magical girl.

I wish I was a real girl!

 

[Dimension Witch]

Granted, but now you look even more like a boy

I wish i was made of fire

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It happens to be raining when your wish was granted, so you get extinguished.

I wish I knew how to code better.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. The code doesn't work.

I wish for some custom omelets.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but all eggs cease to exist.

I wish for my own planet.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It is unsuitable for life.

I wish I had a better way to get to my classes.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Granted, you can now teleport to your class at will, but you also travel an hour into the future when you teleport so you always miss your class.

I wish I could visit the pokemon world.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. But all the Pokemon hate you.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

 

[Dimension Witch]

Granted, but it has the worst taste in the whole universe

I wish i found a shiny vulpix with the ability drought

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. It has 0 IVs throughout and a bad nature, and you are unable to obtain a Fire Stone to evolve it. Also, your opponents will always have a move or Ability to overwrite the Drought's sunlight.

I wish I knew which Pokémon to start with in Pokémon X.

 

[Dimension Witch]

Granted, but now your game is broken and you will have to choose another one.

I wish I was not allergic to cats

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, you're now allergic to yourself.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do.

 

[Dimension Witch]

Granted, but now you cant do that

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[ShadowDRGN]

Granted, you now own three DS originals.
I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You will soon be cooked, then eaten by yours truly. Om nom nom. :3

I wish my physics book arrived on time for my classes.

 

[DoctorWhy]

Granted, it arrives on time...printed in a foreign language.

I wish I could teleport wherever I want, wherever I want, however I want, without any issues, problems, or difficulties.