Corrupt a Wish v2

[Soulmaster]

Granted your hair is all of the colors mixed together

I wish that today was a good luck day and not bad luck

 

[Almonds]

Granted, everyone around you has bad luck and it affects you indirectly.

I wish I could make lots of sales

 

[Soulmaster]

Granted they are for .00000001 cents each

I wish I could go to space

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. Getting bored of space now.

I wish I was a robot.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you have no emotions.

I wish I had a good personality

 

[Mintaka]

Granted, others know of it and cruelly take advantage of that... (Don't remind me, what happened with me when I moved to a new school or things like that)

I wish Wii Remote didn't use up batteries so fast. 0_o

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted, now it has to be plugged into the wall.

I wish I had claws.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, now nobody will shake hands with you.

I wish I had better eyesight

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but your new eyesight allows you to see the dead.

I wish I was like Rambo.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but you're not as lucky as he is and fail your first and last mission horribly.

I wish I could be more like Rainbow Dash in human form.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, now the pony haters hate you too

I wish I was good-natured

 

[jokool]

Granted! But I had to remove the bad nature in you first, and because there was so much of it, it became another you with an extremely BAD nature!

I wish gas was cheaper.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, now oil is expensive.

I wish I had a car

 

[Parma]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish for a hoagie.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, it has a life of its own and can walk and talk.

I wish the song stuck in my head would go away.

 

[jokool]

Granted! I've replaced it with a more stupid song!

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you are bored out.

I wish I could go on a trip to pokemon world

 

[Juzey]

Granted, but because of you, Team Galactic succeeds in their evil plans! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could eat only chocolate and still be perfectly healthy

 

[Almonds]

Granted... I cannot corrupt that because I wish for that badly!! But anyways, you get cavities.

I wish I could have sweets all day and not get fat

 

[jokool]

Granted! You get chubby instead....

I wish I had the ultimate Pokemon.