Corrupt a Wish v2

[Xolw]

Granted, but you end up having to take music theory forever.

I wish I was a real cat...

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but it comes with cat-level intelligence.

I wish that I could use the bathroom without my cat trying to jump in the bathtub.

 

[Xolw]

Granted. It now tries to jump on you when you're on the toilet instead.

I wish I knew the flight speed of an unladen swallow. The African ones.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but you sacrifice all knowledge of everything else.

I wish all the words I hate were never used by anyone ever again.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted but now you have new words for you to hate.
i wish for a a wish that wouldn't go corrupt.

 

[Gaga]

You caused a paradox that destroyed the world. Yay.

I wish for a literal genie with unlimited powers.

 

[Xolw]

Granted. There is now an ultra powerful genie running amok with no limits in the world, doing whatever they want.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could go down and watch the game without my parents fighting because they like opposite teams.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted but the game is cancelled as soon as you get down.
i wish i had a poisonous pickle.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted but the wrong person eats it.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you have less time to spend on bmgf

I wish I had a sweet boyfriend

 

[Ebail]

Granted. You get a boyfriend made out of cake.

I wish for a new ipod.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you dropped it in water the next second.

I wish I had more time to play

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but your work suffers as a result.

I wish I was less socially-awkward.

 

[Crystal Onix]

You become a popular celebrity and never get a moment's privacy ever again. Ever.
I wish I had some strawberries and whipped cream.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but you choke on them.

I wish I could lie in bed and do nothing but read and surf the Internet all day today.

 

[The Togekiss]

Granted,your internet crashes and your books burn.

I wish I had a pet Togekiss.

 

[The Medicine Cat "猫"]

Granted!~ >>>>

Spoiler

^ Have Fun Now! xD

I wish the next poster will delete there first post on this thread!

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Granted, but my first post in the thread suddenly becomes the first post in the thread, thereby deleting Corrupt-a-Wish forever.

I wish for a pony.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but the pony is invisible, doesn't make a sound, and avoids any human contact. It will still live in your home and damage everything, though.

I wish I got a penny every time the letter E was used/written/typed/etc.