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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but nobody would laugh at your jokes.

I wish I had delicious sandwich named after me.
 
Granted it's made of eyeballs. Delicious eyeballs.

I wish Micheal Jackson came back to life as a zombie.
 
Granted, unfortunately since he has lost most motor functions he cannot perform Thriller and just attacks people like a normal zombie.

I wish I had a Wave-Motion Cannon.
 
granted, but now it only inflicts 1 damage for every standby phase.

I wish life was like an anime. (don't we all?)
 
Granted. You lose your privacy as a result as everyone watches you.

I wish to see Electric Soldier Porygon.
 
Granted. After watching, you suddenly have to be hospitalized for a seizure.

I wish this illness will clear up.
 
Granted. It explodes and you are covered in milk.

I wish I was riding on a Latias.
 
Granted. She throws you off into the sea while you're riding.

I wish I wasn't forced to repeat classes.
 
Granted, however, It was canceled after 1 episode because of bad ratings.

I wish I had the abilities of a ninja.
 
Granted. You are now a five-year-old ninja.

I wish to be a Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons.
 
Granted, but all of your neighbors now have dogs.

I wish for a delicious banana-flavored milkshake.
 
Granted, but the milk expired and made of tarantulas.

I wish shinies were guaranteed every 8192 encounters.
 
Granted. All shinies you encounter flee immediately, then the counter restarts.

I wish I had a perfect and legit Shiny.
 
Granted, you're new shiny is banned from all battles including random encounters making it all but useless

I wish that Mega evolutions did not lose their pokemon-amie bonuses
 
Granted. But they can't be used at all for that reason.

I wish I could beat the Elite Four and the Champion in Pokemon X with water pokemon.
 
Granted, but water you drink in real life from now on tastes awful.

I wish I didn't feel tired all the time.
 
Granted, you feel tired 99% of the time, instead of all the time

I wish I had more patience
 
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