Corrupt a Wish v2

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

First of all, maybe I should have said Steven Stone. Second of all, REALLY??

Granted, my offspring become as annoying.

I wish I could curse to lovandra's face.

 

[lovandra]

Granted. Here I booked you 2 tickets to Indonesia. You can also bring your wifey or anyone. But I don't know how visa and passport work... and my cousion Steven accidentally rip your Pass.... photo.

Oh also you still need to pay for the tickets

I wish I can fly

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, you are a commercial airplane.

I wish I wasn't still 10 years old.

 

[lovandra]

Granted you were 10 years and 1 second old, 2 seconds now.

Please don't be MarioMiner

 

[Peeko]

Granted. You are now MarioMiner.

I wish that the US would have a better government.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, it's so good that everyone moves to the US and there's no one left in other countries, so the US govt. rules the world!

WRESTLE THE RABID, MENTAL GROUNDHOG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[E-102 γ]

Granted, but the rabid, mental groundhog kills you.

I wish I was in Palmtree Panic.

 

[Chibster]

Granted, but you lose all your lives the second you are in.

I wish to pass all of my finals!

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. They don't impact your grade at all.

I wish I could blow up faces with my mind.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. You can only blow up your own face.

I wish I never get nervous around dogs.

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted. You get nervous around every other Animal except dogs.

I wish I had more Miis for my Tomodachi Life.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. You have so many your system breaks and releases Miis into the real world. Good luck.

I wish I had a shiny that wasn't Snubbull.

 

[lovandra]

Granted now your Shiny Snubbul evolved to Shiny Granbull

I wish I have vulpix plushies

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. They're all chewed up.

I wish I had a better breakfast this morning.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but it gives you food poisoning latter.

I wish I had a life sized Rainbow Dash plushie.

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. It squishes you.

I wish I drew funnier stuff.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but anything you draw comes to life and tries to kill you.

I wish I knew if the "upcoming" Hipster update for GTA 5 was real

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, it's never released.

I wish you people didn't find ways around my wishes that are so simple.

 

[Peeko]

Granted. You can't wish any more wishes.

I wish I could have a perfectly functionable Super Smash Bros. for 3DS.

 

[lovandra]

Granted you now have a perfecrly functionable Super Smash Bros the original for 3ds. But not on your 3ds, on mine... AND I WON'T LET ANYONE PLAY!!

I wish I can teleporting.