Corrupt a Wish v2

[PurplePopplio]

It always has a minute battery after a day's charge.

I wish for a chicken sandwich.

 

[Blaine.]

Done, but you get a severe stomach virus everytime you bite into it

I wish for a bag of sugar

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted, but it's overly salty.
Granted, but it's Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

It always has a minute battery after a day's charge.

Funny thing is, I just started using a new phone because the old one was starting to have exactly that kind of problem.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The shoes are sentient, the area where you insert your foot into them is their mouths; and they really indulge in licking your feet as they're inside their mouths; making guttural noises even when you're walking around.

I wish to have a proper goal in life.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Done, but you get a severe stomach virus everytime you bite into it

Hmmm... That's just a little worse than that time I accidentally ate a maggot infested chicken sandwich. I only took a couple of bites before realizing it. Didn't eat the rest.

It's a football goal in pristine condition.

I wish for a penny.

 

[Blaine.]

Done, but your goal is simple. Steal every bag of goldfish x-tra cheddar in Mongolia
Done, but the penny is worth nothing now due to it being created out of mid air, inflating the economy

I wish for mayonaise

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

No eggs left

Kanan becoming a Force ghost

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Becomes a ghost that no one can see or hear.

I wish my family, friends and I were immortal.

 

[PurplePopplio]

You are, but every one of you is sent to a different planet, living their days alone on a forgotten world.

I wish for a towel.

 

[vmario]

The towel is now wet forever

I wish for Nintendo Switch Pro (if it really exist at this point outside E3)

 

[PurplePopplio]

But it's an early prototype that works only 10% of the time.

I wish for a date. (The loving type, not the fruit.)

 

[CuboneKing]

Granted. It goes really well. You thought for sure you’d blow it, but the moment your eyes met all uncertainty melted away. Your heart pounds for days thinking of everything you two said that night, everything you didn’t say, everything you could be. What is this feeling? Is this love? You drift asleep grinning so wide your cheeks hurt, already nostalgic for a romance you had yet to even truly begin.

and then they get hit by a bus lol

I wish I was like two inches taller

 

[Snowy]

You said two inches shorter, right? Okay, done!

I wish I had a new game I like to play.

 

[MegaPod]

You receive your new game that you like to play…inside a case that’s rigged to blow up once you open it.

I wish I had healing powers

 

[Snowy]

You have healing powers, but it only works on dogs.

I wish I could write movies.

 

[MegaPod]

You can now write the word “movies.” And nothing else.

I wish that “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash” were expanded into a full book length

 

[Snowy]

Sure, but it's only in ancient Egyptian.

I wish i had super powers.

 

[Blaine.]

Your wish is granted. But your powers are the ability to fly and shrink. HOWEVER, when you fly, you can't go down. You can't control your momentum so you can't move left and right. You just go up. ALSO, after you shrink, you cannot regrow back to your original size.

I wish for a #2 pencil

 

[Snowy]

How is that a super power?!

Instead of a #2 pencil, you get a pen that writes using invisible ink.

I wish for a live action pokemon TV show.

 

[Blaine.]

Granted, but the budget of the show is horrible. Also, we are replacing all the Anime Characters and giving you new, undeveloped characters!

I wish for a Broken Stopwatch