Corrupt a Wish

[Salmoneus]

granted, but you can't afford the new computer, or the internet subscription.

I wish I could speak japanese, so I can get b/w before anyone else!

 

[Fawkes.]

granted but now you cant read english

i wish no one will corrupt this wish

 

[Sarcastically Insane]

granted. However, since nobody corrupted it, the game ends after 606 pages, bringing upon the great shame of screwing over one of the greatest games on here. HOW COULD YOU?

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

 

[Fawkes.]

granted but now you have a second head

i wish my dog will realise i dont want him to sleep on my bed

 

[Sarcastically Insane]

Granted he realizes it but doesn't care.

I wish I could control EVERYTHING.

 

[Kars]

yes but you suffer of power overload

i wish for baby cthulhu

 

[Sarcastically Insane]

Granted. It grows up.

I wish for eternal youth, immortality, a superfast healing factor, and an extremely high pain threshold.

 

[Salmoneus]

you get bored with life, as you find it isn't dangerous enough, so you try to take your own life, but it doesn't work. have fun.

I wish I could have tons of greek salad to eat

 

[Kars]

there was a virus in it

i wish to be the anti-christ

 

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

Granted, but no one wants to worship you or join your cult. Fail.

I wish I had a wish to be corrupted to keep this game going...

 

[Kars]

you get no wish to be corupted

i wish to be happy

 

[Baron Brixius]

Granted, but then you realise your life was a lie.
I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Still Probably Modio]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish for a sandmwich, no catches, and nothing happens.

 

[Kars]

we ran out of bread

i wish i had cake with ice cream

 

[Sylver Hummingbird]

^^granted, your mwich has sand enjoy!
Granted, your rock filled cake has blood filled ice cream
I wish for a smarter briefcase!

 

[Still Probably Modio]

Granted, but the briefcase becomes so smart it becomes a superior intelect, and eats you.

 

[DracoMan]

I wish you had wished for something.

 

[Salmoneus]

Even so, he didn't, too bad.

I wish I could have don cherry's beard.

 

[Sushi-X]

You do but you shave it with a blowtorch.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[AxelHino]

Granted but Pidgey stole it

I wish..... for cyndaquils...