Corrupt a Wish

[SharKing]

Granted. You die from it.

I wish my Pokes had better IVs.

 

[Random Chaos]

Granted all the Pokemon attack you

I wish I could trad my Pokeires Sheldons

 

[SharKing]

Granted. You get Bidoof.

I wish for a folder for my papers.

 

[Random Chaos]

Granted Pigs steal them

I wish for Cheese Cake

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Granted, it's a cake that tastes like over-ripe blue cheese.

I wish for a sundial.

 

[TPJerematic]

granted it tells the wrong time

i wish for my own place

 

[SharKing]

Granted. It's in the desert.

I wish for something to drink.

 

[Moonlight Umbreon]

Granted you get acid to drink.
I wish i could understand the digimon world.

 

[Mr. Slowpoke]

Granted but it got destroyed by a giant raptor.
I wish a own dragonite.

 

[Glaciachan]

Granted. It only knows splash.

I wish I had cooler-looking glasses.

 

[SharKing]

Granted. They break.

I wish for my glasses to be cleaned.

 

[bz313]

Granted. You now are blinded by the extra glare from the sun.

I wish for a cheeseburger that is made out of uncontaminated food.

 

[TPJerematic]

granted it's so clean you contiminate it by eating it


i wish ^'s darkrai avatar wasn't more awesome that <'s cutie pie

 

[Random Chaos]

Granted my avatar is the most awesome

I wish for Pokemon yuri

 

[Locked~girl~xd]

Granted, people hate it and it gets deleted right away.

I wish girls liked me.

 

[Random Chaos]

Granted the like you so much the kidnap you and leave you in the woods

I wish for a magic sandwich

 

[Glaciachan]

Granted. The Magic sandwich turns you into a chicken.

I wish Hitler was never born.

 

[TPJerematic]

granted some other trannical dictator takes over 1930's germany


i wish i had a hugs

 

[Glaciachan]

Granted. The hugger is a Snorlax and crushes you.

I wish onions didn't make people cry.

 

[TPJerematic]

granted it makes happiness less valuable

i wish i had some cake