Corrupt a Wish

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but they are ugly and they rape you.

I wish to live in my interpretation of the Pokemon world.

 

[*Green]

You get eaten by wild pokemon.

I wish that I could paint my bedroom walls darker.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but you learn room walls are supposed to be bright so it not as cool as you thought it would be.

I wish I were bisexual, immune to STD's and had no standards

 

[*Green]

Eventually you'd be so bored, you'd fall asleep and never wake up. But still be alive.


I wish I was able to grow plants better.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but that makes you more valuable as a traditional housewife so you are kidnapped sent back in time and sold as a wife.

Here is a EVIL wish

I wish that women had even more pressure to look good but were anywhere of how bad one can look if they overdo anything.

 

[*Green]

Granted, but some will not give in.

I wish that people'd realize I'm smarter than I look.

 

[*Green]

Granted, but some will not give in.

I wish that people'd realize I'm smarter than I look.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted you look stupider.

I wish that I lived in ancient china where pressure can make me strong and strong willed. And my honor can be shown.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but you have to learn to use chopsticks with your eyeballs

I wish I was better at math

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but you feel cocky and study less so your grade suffers.

I wish not to get angry.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, EVERYTHING makes you cry.

I wish for a better tan

 

[Sapphire]

Granted! But you still get skin cancer.


I wish I had chocolate.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted but you get fat.

I wish I could cope with things

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but your hair catches on fire and never grows back

I wish that I could turn invisible whenever I wanted

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but you stay invisible.

I wish I had a motorcycle so I could play a children's card game.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Granted, you wind up being challenged by Ghost while driving, and get curb stomped.

I wish my FR wasn't so sparse. ._.

 

[Dragoness]

Granted, but inversely it becomes so populated you can't see straight.

I wish I weren't afraid of anything.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

You are so unafraid you do dangerous things and die.

 

[DracoMan]

I wish you had wished for something just now.

 

[Super Seaking]

Granted, but he wished for you to be raped by a shark

I wish that I had unlimited wishes.