Do you run away or stand your ground?

[MassiveShock11]

Defuse it like a boss.

You are being chased by the police for no reason.

 

[Harryghost]

Stand ground and ask them what's their problem, yo?

You are challenged by Youngster Joey!

 

[MegaPod]

I stand my ground.

You're attacked by Bowser.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Stand

A bunch of angels are about to execute you.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Stand and beat them up with ALOLAN POWAH!!!!

A sniper is about to shoot you from a distance.

 

[MegaPod]

Run, standing would just be stupid. Thanks for the warning!

The inanimate objects in your room have come to life with the intent of destroying you.

 

[Harryghost]

Run away, with my Leafeon using Quick Attack!

A wild Tapu Lele appeared, cupping in its hands, innumerable scales, and you are provided with a Master Ball!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Stand and catch it.

You are being chased by lots of Tauros.

 

[Max1996]

RUN QUICKLY

You run into all Ultra Beasts.

 

[Harryghost]

Run as fast as can. Like, RRRRUUUNNNN...

A horde of Regigigas appeared!

 

[MegaPod]

Stand my ground and take pictures. They kind of have a Slow Start.

Your dentist tells you that you need a tooth removed, but his/her only tool to work with is the chainsaw he/she is holding.

 

[Max1996]

WAIT WHAT THE F----RUN RUN RUN RUN!

You are asked to ride the world's biggest rollercoaster.

 

[Pika_pika42]

Thundershock the dentist, then run.

You see a Snorlax rolling towards you.

~ Pika Pika

 

[TouyaShiro]

It doesn't get STAB, and I'd imagine it's only turn 1. I got this. *sends out a Steel type*

You find yourself as an aspiring pilot of the team Pir-hana. You've been assigned the use of the Pir-hana Prototype for use in the next race. Let me explain what's inherently wrong with this:

• By far and away, it's the fastest ship in Wipeout 2048
• It auto-accelerates, and there's no steering system
• Airbrakes are your only choice of steering - or stopping.

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Uh... I don't really understand but... I'll run...

You must tell a cute girl on Facebook that you like her as "more than a friend".

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Stand

The devil is about to put a small parasite that would enter your body through digging into your eye socket in order to transform you into a demon.

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Run!!!

You come face to face with a bird eating spider

 

[TouyaShiro]

Walk. Not run, walk. Don't bother them, and they will leave you be.

You're thrust into the 100m sprint at the Olympics.
Depending on how you read it, it could make sense or be a logic bomb.

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

I will run... The sprint, that is. Running in the Olympics would be like a dream come true for me!

Spelling bee in front of an international audience

 

[BlueYTMLG]

Run from that terrible kindergarten competition


Me Holding a dank air horn while driving my van???