grab the mew!

[Salmoneus]

Now, this a game I thought that was quite fun from another forum. The object is too take the mew from the last person to get it in any way possible.

I'll start.
I hold up the Nintendo staff with my pika-lazer until they give me a crazy good mew. I then hide it in my closet before they call officer jenny on me.

What will YOU do to be the proud owner of this amazing mew?

 

[Master Mew]

I will:

"Steal the Masterball" (;-)) and throw it into your closet, thus stealing the, rightfully mine, Mew.

 

[Salmoneus]

Convincing mewtwo that I will give him mew to take his revenge, He lends me some of his special pokeballs, which I then use to catch the pokeball containing mew. my mew.

 

[Okamidna]

tells mew your a member of Team galactic thus it springs out of the pokeball to attack you. i then capture it in my own masterball and flee to almia

 

[Salmoneus]

Darkrai decides to make you it's slave. the pokeball returns to me. my mew.

 

[Master Mew]

Mew realizes that I, Master Mew, am his true master. Mew (my Mew) returns to me.

 

[DracoMan]

All I need are my badge and a court order to get Mew to come with me.

 

[Krookodile]

Too bad U get mugged. I can beat up gangstas with my Hitmontop. Mew likes me now.

 

[PK I'm BAAACK~]

Well then I'll just bribe Mew with cake. Even if... THE CAKE IS A LIE! But Mew won't know that... MY MEW!

 

[Baron Brixius]

I'll give Mew a hank of yarn to play with. And then I'll take it back and Mew will follow me Mew's mine MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[PK I'm BAAACK~]

I'll give Mew more yarn and make yarn out of Baron's hair, Mew will be MINE!

 

[Baron Brixius]

No! How dare you?!? XD
I'll feed Mew Pk's glaceon. :evil: Mew's mine! GWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Phantump]

I'll give Mew an orange, and it, knowing the superior fruit and who has it, follows me.

 

[Moonlight Umbreon]

I bribe Mew with pie for it to stay with me rather than just eating an orange. And then I throw my ChuckNorrisBall at it.

 

[Salmoneus]

Mew realizes it's been tricked, and deflects the pokeball, making you catch yourself. I then give a mega- orange, and it comes with me. my mew!

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

But alas! Mew sees me and joins me forno reason. I've got Mew!

 

[Salmoneus]

Yet, unfortunately for you, I hear mew's stomach grumbling. I think it thinks that you look yummy. I restrain mew so that it doesn't eat anyone else, and run off. my mew good luck finding me.

 

[Cabriola]

I'm hiding under Bidoof's hidden!bed, I lure the hungry Mew using cookies. :-D

 

[Miar]

Just a Mew doll, but it cost me a lot. *holds out a ball with the real Mew in it, grinning*

 

[Salmoneus]

Ahem, correction: a SUBSITUTE of the real mew. the real mew, is, fortunately for me, now in my top secret lab on cinnabar island, inside an intense training program I soon be able to pown you all!