If the user above wrote a novel...

[DracoMan]

Sesame Street Saga: A heroic knight battles Oscar the Grouch's steroid-using cousin.

 

[chimera]

Qualities of a Redneck, a list of what makes somebody a redneck.

 

[Almonds]

How to win a staring contest in five seconds about a grandfather who won every single staring contest

 

[Caprizant]

The Town That Was Seriously Epic, a novel about an extremely boring town. Before the giraffe robots started the Pancake Wars.

 

[jokool]

My life as a crazy looking paper jester who likes to ship people for no reason at all.

 

[Pyradox]

The Great and Royal Nyeh, about nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.

 

[Almonds]

Thirst, a book about vampires who traveled in the desert

 

[Feenie]

Complicated Times, a story about Roark's and Byron's relationship.

 

[FinalArcadia]

Cheap, a book about a girl who has far too many lovers.

 

[Pyradox]

Everywhere, about a traveling musician who meets the characters from Axis Powers Hetalia.

 

[Almonds]

Demon Knights, a book about a demon who failed to be loyal

 

[Pyradox]

Give Me Your Fossils, about Byron's view of the other Sinnoh gym leaders.

 

[jokool]

So Far, So Good, So What? A novel about the best threads ever.

 

[Almonds]

Jokool in Nyehland, jokool's adventures in Nyehland

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

The Power of Steel, Byron and Steven's amazing adventure.

 

[jokool]

How to Stop Cilan with the Power of Steel... Chains. A book for Cilan haters.

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Bacon Burned My Tongue, an essay explaining how a guy named Jokool burned his tongue, which is why he often says 'Nyeh'.

 

[Almonds]

The Hero Ivaldi, a parody novel of Indiana Jones

 

[Caprizant]

Adventures In The Sinnoh Underground With A Strange Bearded Man Who Wets Himself At The Very Thought of Fossils, which, as you may guess, is about a person's adventures in the Sinnoh Underground with a strange bearded man who wets himself at the very thought of fossils.

 

[Pyradox]

Misplaced Mind, the ravings of a lunatic jester who says Ciao after every sentence.