Kill The Thread Version 2.0

[dawn dusk]

cleaves the thread with scythe

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

turns the thread into a clown

 

[dawn dusk]

turns the thread to turn around

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

spooks the thread

 

[MegaPod]

buries the thread alive

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

…wait, shit.

starts digging the thread back out so I can kill it

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

hits the thread repeatedly with MegaPod’s shovel

 

[MegaPod]

…Hey, I was gonna do that!! But fine, I’ll get creative.

jams the shovel straight through the thread’s skull

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

adds insult to injury by putting peanut butter on the jammed shovel

 

[MegaPod]

cleans up the corpse by summoning a peanut butter and jam sand witch to eat it

Yes, she’s a witch who uses sand magic and enjoys eating peanut butter and jam.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

casually drops the corpse off a cliff

 

[MegaPod]

The sand witch was gutted to learn you made her regurgitate her meal, and doesn’t undersand how you could be so cruel. But she has the stomach to take it and dish it right back, so this doesn’t spell the end of her food with you; she intends to plate dirty. She lunches a powerful sand curse upon the thread to get her revenge, turning the breadth of it into a barren desert so that you may dry up.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

adds an extra “s” to the desert, making it into a “dessert.”
feeds the sand witch the dessert

 

[MegaPod]

Placated, the sand witch decides that you are actually a sweetie pie and berries the hatchet. She flies off and doesn’t intend to return to Fun & Games until next sundae. I guess sometimes you can have your cake and eat it, too.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

the thread, now in dessert form, is slowly and painfully dissolved in stomach acid

 

[Eeveely]

pukes the thread out and flushes it down the toilet

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

pours acid down the sewer system

 

[MegaPod]

empties the entire sewer system into a black hole

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

annihilates the black hole by exploding an equally sized white whole in its exact same location

 

[MegaPod]

takes each separate molecule of the obliterated thread and casts them each into a different star across the expanse of the universe

 

[Eeveely]

sends a shockwave that blows up every star in the universe from its core or smth idk im not an astronomist