Last Post Wins Version 25: Last Post Strikes Back

[Snowy]

I win because as F&G staff, I technically have more AND less power than ^ at the same time.

Oh and that rule was my idea xD

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because this may or may not actually be true. I’m pretty sure I won one of these things after gaining admin powers…but it wasn’t my doing.

I don't think the rule forbidding honorary F&G staff from winning was added until this round, so I'd say you probably still can't win. Which means I win on the grounds of the fact that neither of the most recent posters before this are allowed to.

 

[Chevywolf30]

I win cuz I ain't reading all that.

 

[Snowy]

I win because I madeth the rule, so I can taketh away... right? Right?!

No? Awe.

 

[Contrainer]

I win because

 

[Chevywolf30]

I win

 

[Contrainer]

I

 

[Chevywolf30]

‮

 

[Snowy]

Moderator mode: As fun as those kinds of posts are, remember that posts need actually contain you claiming to win, and the reason you won.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because as HA, am I really honorary staff of any particular section?

 

[Snowy]

I win because you're probably honorary staff for the whole forums... So you can't win for any forum?

 

[Contrainer]

I win because I accidentally hit the bold button.

 

[Chevywolf30]

I win because I purposefully hit the italic button

 

[Snowy]

I win because I glanced at the underline button.

 

[Chevywolf30]

I win because I am the only mortal capable of harnessing the power of all four formatting buttons at once.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because when I format things on the forums I usually do it by typing the relevant letters in brackets, thus I don't use formatting button and can harness as much formatting as I want without even contradicting claims such as ^.

 

[Chevywolf30]

I win because I also harness that power on occasion.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because you're probably honorary staff for the whole forums... So you can't win for any forum?

I win because I don’t think I’m honorary staff anywhere, I just kinda…am.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Maybe if I win quietly enough, nobody will hear me

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because I heard ^’s post.