Last Poster Wins [v16]

[Kakuna Matata]

Welcome to the 16^th installment of Last Poster Wins!

Let's start off this round with a congratulations to @BadAssGardevoir; , who took not only the win but also possession of indigohex in the previous installment.
Will indigohex be able to break free, or will BAG use his evil scheme to secure yet another victory?
Or perhaps someone else altogether will be the winner? Let's find out!

For those who are new to the game or who just need a refresher, here are the rules:

• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

Good luck everyone, and Happy Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day!

 

[----]

Well, that was quick but I win this new round nonetheless

 

[Eau Rouge]

I win because third post, woo!!!

 

[indigohex]

I win because I just broke free from BadAssGardevoir's possession.

Gee, V.15 went quick (only two pages), didn't it.

 

[ArvAl]

Dart! That was a quick round. But that's okay since I win now

 

[indigohex]

This version is now over, and Indigohex has won it. Good luck to everyone in Last Poster Wins V.17.

 

[ArvAl]

No way! I won and lock it down!

 

[indigohex]

^ Thanks for giving me the win. How can I repay you? ^

 

[ArvAl]

^By giving me the win again and of course I win

 

[indigohex]

^ To my executor Indigohex, I leave the win in this game. ^

 

[Eau Rouge]

I win for "Piano Riff Woo"

 

[Almonds]

I win

 

[----]

No I win

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

I win because I return

 

[Eau Rouge]

I win. Das ist gut, ja?

 

[Peeko]

I win because I'm Kakuna Matata's alt and can lock the thread right now.

 

[Eau Rouge]

I win because touchdown!

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because man that last round was quick... Or something.

 

[Paleo]

I win cuz 16 is my favorite number!

 

[----]

I win because I may or may not be 16