Last Poster Wins [v18] - More Sequels than Star Wars

[indigohex]

I win because the Flying Spaghetti Monster said so.

 

[jackatlasred]

I win cause cosmic power.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I win. Maybe.

 

[ArvAl]

I win FTW

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

WTF niw I

 

[The Thin White Duke]

i win wut
right imma leave

Spoiler

 

[Boshi234]

I win because I have a Samurai sword aka katana.

 

[indigohex]

The spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster destroys the katana, meaning that it is I who have won this game.

 

[Snowy]

Nope. I win.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because something something stuff things randomness.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*randomly pops in and trolls BAG*
*wins*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Explodes* *Wins somehow*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because BAG is gone. He 'sploded.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Un-'splodes somehow* *Wins*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*pokes BAG with a newspaper*
No! Bad BAG! No winning for you!

 

[Sword Master]

*walks into thread *
*wins*

 

[italicizewafer]

Laughs and wins as ^ falls into the trap I made right after the door, where most of the other people who simply walked into this thread fell.
I mean, come on, who didn't see that giant gaping hole cleverly covered up by the levitating magic carpet?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I win cuz I really don't want to

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win because I have the most claims on the site and spent 30 minutes trying to find a way to fit them all in my sig.

 

[Snowy]

I win because i have no claims and that is best.