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Pieces of Memories

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Devon turned to Daniel. "I can't bleame the penguin then, spicy peppers make me bitchy too " He said, as if he was totally serious.
 
"Aww, a penguin." Eliot says, and as he went to hug it, he slipped on the ice. Grabbing for something to avoid falling, he accidentally unzipped it's suit, revealing a fat, hairy, smelly, sweaty old dude in a loincloth.
"'Sup." He says, as Eliot slides into some ice water.
 
The man takes a gallon of ice cream out of his loin cloth and starts scooping it out and putting it on Devon's head.
"When I was your age I knew a girl from Australia and I got her a dog but in Australia everything is upside down so the dog fell into the sky and so I comforted her and seduced her with some cheese nips but I only let her have one then I put some in my pants and cut off my arms and made her get the cheese nips for me and when she tried to get them her hands got stuck in the glue I put there and so I went to the police station and told them she was raping me and then she went to jail and I told her that I would get her out if she'd have sex with me." He says, putting a scoop of ice cream on Devon every few seconds.
 
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Devon yelped. He pulled a spray can of pepper spray out of his bag. He sprayed it in the man's face, before backing away.
 
"Devon~kun!tome,onegaishimasu!"Jennifer said running and kneeling down next to the man and wiped his face with a white hankerchief."Daijobu desu ka...uhmm...I mean...Are you alright,sir?Are you drunk or something?"
 
"Why must every place we go to have strange people? I mean seriously. No offense to you sir." Daniel said.
"Anyways, if this is the Arctic, wouldn't it make sense for nobody but us to be here? I would understand Alaska, but this guy ain't even a Native American"
Daniel said this, using a side effect of the experiments on him, which includes being able to analyze what race and original beliefs are.
 
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