RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[MegaPod]

*presents Max a salad mix and a pizza*

I think the menu is too hard to read properly in alphabet soup form...

 

[Vulpix037]

*prints some menus out in Wingdings*

 

[MegaPod]

*adds the alphabet soup menu to the regular menu*

Now you can order a menu...off the menu.

 

[TRNatalie]

*Hums happily*

 

[MegaPod]

Soup menus were a bust, but how about printing them on salad? You’d have the main menu, and then there’s the romaine menu.

 

[Vulpix037]

Should we print the dessert menus in a desert?

 

[MegaPod]

I think we should desert that idea!

 

[Cilantro]

A normal menu from the outside, but all the writing is in ink that is always warmer than the paper, so that it can only be read via thermal vision. Or a braille menu.

 

[TRNatalie]

Anyone want donuts for dessert?

 

[Cilantro]

I will take a donut

 

[MegaPod]

But seriously, salad menus could be a hit. Talk about the lettuce of the alphabet.

 

[Vulpix037]

A normal menu from the outside, but all the writing is in ink that is always warmer than the paper, so that it can only be read via thermal vision. Or a braille menu.

Wouldn't that set the paper on fire?

Anyone want donuts for dessert?

Yes please!

 

[Cilantro]

the ink wouldn’t be that much warmer than the paper, but the difference would be significant enough for one to make the words out

 

[TRNatalie]

Anyone want donuts for dessert?

Yes please!

Alright we have plain, glazed, chocolate, strawberry, honey, and vanilla. What would you all like?

 

[Vulpix037]

Alright we have plain, glazed, chocolate, strawberry, honey, and vanilla. What would you all like?

All of them, if I can

 

[TRNatalie]

All of them, if I can

Here you go, one of each. Enjoy!

 

[Vulpix037]

Here you go, one of each. Enjoy!

*Eats all of them in one go*

 

[Derpghost]

*reaper trio makes off with the donut platter*

 

[Cilantro]

*slashes down Drifloon*

nope, nuh-uh, I never got my strawberry donut

 

[TRNatalie]

I never got my strawberry donut

Here you go.