Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[Maniacal Engineer]

Is ME the main character and we are just NPCs with somewhat interesting side quests

Finally. You realize the truth. The world does, in fact, revolve around ME.

 

[Snowy]

can we be an open world game by a dev that actually knows how to make non-glitchy open world games

i've seen how skyrim 'runs' on the ps3

Rockstar? Blizzard Entertainment? Square Enix?


(And probably a dozen others I can't think of right now. Most MMOs would count)

 

[Failsafe]

Squeenix mentioned?

 

[mastermind lissi]

Am I an npc?

 

[Pigrider09]

Yo new title.

Anyway want some lamp bombs and rope oil?

 

[Princess Viola]

at this point my brain associates npcs with the shitty meme i',m sorry

 

[toastghost]

g̵u̸y̷s̶ ̵i̸ ̸t̷h̸i̶n̸k̵ ̸t̴h̴e̷r̴e̷'̸s̷ ̶b̷e̵e̸n̶ ̵a̵ ̷g̸l̴i̷t̵c̵h̴

 

[mastermind lissi]

g̵u̸y̷s̶ ̵i̸ ̸t̷h̸i̶n̸k̵ ̸t̴h̴e̷r̴e̷'̸s̷ ̶b̷e̵e̸n̶ ̵a̵ ̷g̸l̴i̷t̵c̵h̴

I read that like the song glitch (Taylor swift)

But oh no….a glitch…..

 

[DawningWinds]

Am I an npc?

I would think so. You're at the annual meeting.

 

[Snowy]

g̵u̸y̷s̶ ̵i̸ ̸t̷h̸i̶n̸k̵ ̸t̴h̴e̷r̴e̷'̸s̷ ̶b̷e̵e̸n̶ ̵a̵ ̷g̸l̴i̷t̵c̵h̴

Quick, someone get into the code and reboot Toastghost. Gotta fix that glitch before it spreads to other NPCs!

 

[Princess Viola]

sudo rm -R /

 

[Pigrider09]

sudo rm -R /

Sorry viola, I can't understand this. Come back when you're a little more mmmmmmm understandable

 

[Princess Viola]

i just ran the command to delete the entire directory for this game, I may have made things worse.

 

[toastghost]

i just ran the command to delete the entire directory for this game, I may have made things worse.

Ả̵̢̬͉̘̄̎̄̐́̋̈́͠A̸̭̪̳̺̰͒A̴̦͎̻̻̒͆́́̆͋̿͝͝A̷͉̜̞̬̲̭͋̓̚A̵̢͔̜̻͕̣͉͊̐̏̅̅̇͝A̶̗͊̕A̷̛̬̯̿͊̌̒̉͆͘Ȧ̷̇͗̓̉̒͛̃̚Ȧ̵͊̏͂̄Ǎ̶̳̘͂͑͑͝Á̶͓̣̲̩̬̰̐̇͗̅̿̽̄͌̀̕̕͜͠͝Ǎ̷̭̺͔͎̣͉A̴̢̝̰̮͇̗̦͂̅͐͛̆̆̚͠Ã̸͎̻̝̯̯̖͚̦͙̍̊̎̚͝͝A̶̧̜͖̖̠͓͑̿̌̔͘̚͠

 

[Snowy]

Probably best to keep posts legible.

 

[guzmania]

Spoiler: Finally

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Pretty not self explanatory

i fookin love this. thanks for putting me in all three chaotic spaces, i have successfully channeled the spirit of ken.. i do believe Peak Ken is the few moments when he serves a genuinely antagonistic role, but his charm is that he can be Chaotic Anything just like me!!!!!

Rockstar? Blizzard Entertainment? Square Enix?


(And probably a dozen others I can't think of right now. Most MMOs would count)

it's time we had a long talk about final fantasy.

 

[Snowy]

it's time we had a long talk about final fantasy.

I've only played one Final Fantasy title, but I am always up to talking about it. (The other games ARE on my list, but I haven't gotten around to playing them yet)

 

[Princess Viola]

i stopped caring for final fantasy after they left nintendo

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

Cursed barely functioning video game npc’s annual meeting!

I love cursed barely functioning
Video

Game Npc’s
Meetings

 

[helperman]

(OK, I just have to start role-playing one of my favorite kinds of NPC):
Welcome to my shop:
Buy
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Leave
Surprise fourth option