Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Crystal Onix]

comes upon a giant castle made of cardboard boxes outside the F&G Staff Offices
Hah, this must be where this king guy is! I just know it!
lands the airship-circus outside the cardboard castle
He's using only the cheapest building materials! Time to send the dancing mice!

 

[toastghost]

No, it's not a cardboard castle, it's a card castle. Underneath the castle is Jevil's little freedom. And in the castle is little silly Lancer on his father's throne. Don't hurt Lancer. He's cool. But on the first floor of the castle is the other prisons. And in there is the Chaos King, the one who locked me away for being interesting.

 

[Crystal Onix]

Oh! In that case, I think I know what to do!
You're such a card!
gets teleported outside a castle made of playing cards along with the airship-circus and the dancing mice
Is this the right castle?

 

[toastghost]

Yes, that's the right one. It's next to a red forest, a purple field, and a giant checkers board, right? If so, then yeah. That's it.

spots Ralsei

Ralsei! flies over to Ralsei but gets blocked by a giant checker dog. Woah! It's the K Round!

 

[Crystal Onix]

Oh! What if I confuse it?
puts checker pieces on the giant dog and moves two of them
Queenside castle, annnnnd... That's yahtzee!

 

[toastghost]

That's quite chaotic, but, the giant checker dog has huge legs that can stop you, Yahtzee can't save you now.

 

[Crystal Onix]

Oh no! Something more powerful, then! I play the reverse card!

Spoiler

 

[toastghost]

Now you have giant legs and the giant checker dog has four eyes! This is truly chaotic!

 

[Crystal Onix]

Now with giant legs, I should have no trouble getting over the castle walls!
grabs MK and steps over the wall
What's next?

 

[toastghost]

We go down to the prison and woo the King with chaos. Watch out for the Ruddin Rangers!

 

[Crystal Onix]

I think I might need normal size legs again to get into doors. Good thing I have an entire deck!
Let's see...
Red 6
Blue 3
Stardust Dragon
The Lovers
The Fool, I should save this one for later!
Rakdos Guildgate
Aha, here it is, another reverse!

 

[toastghost]

How many chaotic cards do you have? Oh, what do you know, it's the cat with 3 heads. You gotta talk to this one.

ahem Would you like to hear the word of chaos?

 

[Max1996]

I think I might need normal size legs again to get into doors. Good thing I have an entire deck!
Let's see...
Red 6
Blue 3
Stardust Dragon
The Lovers
The Fool, I should save this one for later!
Rakdos Guildgate
Aha, here it is, another reverse!

Err...do you have tarot mixed in with other stuff?

 

[toastghost]

Err...do you have tarot mixed in with other stuff?

What the- you aren't affiliated with the Dark World or the Chaos Crew! How'd you get here?!

 

[Max1996]

What the- you aren't affiliated with the Dark World or the Chaos Crew! How'd you get here?!

I don't have to be, remember?

 

[toastghost]

Yeah, but there's no way you could've got into the Dark World without the Devilsknife. Unless... you didn't fall down the hole in the storage closet, have you? But that doesn't matter. It's time for CHAOS!

 

[Sightnado]

Chaos is chaotic.

 

[toastghost]

Chaos is chaotic.

That's the spirit! Watch out! An angry bloxer!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

What the- you aren't affiliated with the Dark World or the Chaos Crew! How'd you get here?!

Is "Chaos Crew" a name you're using of yourselves?

 

[toastghost]

Is "Chaos Crew" a name you're using of yourselves?

Yeah! Saby, Demon Boi, Crystal Onix, Sputnik and I are the Chaos Crew! I would ask you to join, but it seems like you are against our cause of spreading chaos around the world. Now watch out for that chaotic Bloxer!