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[PaulTheProtist]

Rules are for marking straight lines and lesser mortals.

 

[SobriquetP]

From Osana Reimu Episode 7, part 2.

Spoiler

Yukari: This Kid..... Is Rumia.....
Reimu: ........ Rumia?
Yukari: Yes...... She Is A Youkai, But A Nice Person. And A Crybaby.... And....
Reimu: And?
Yukari: She Is Also The Best Friend..... Of The Person I Cherish The Most.
Isn't It.... Clumsy Miko-san....

Ugh, the feels.

 

[Meyneth]

It's Okay Yuki, everyone dies someday!

 

[JustJeff]

“There are two kinds of men in this world; the righteous who think they are sinners, and the sinners who think they are righteous" ~Blaise Pascual

 

[SobriquetP]

"Even at that point, even though she needed to eat them to live / She forced herself to refrain from eating humans. / The girl who so loved humans... / Continued to be crushed by her own sins / Until, in the very end... / She chose her own death."
-Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Reireimu ep.4 part 2)

 

[Wispy Willow]

Inverse Law of Anime Energy Expenditure: The likelihood of injury is inversely proportional to the size of the attack blast.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Why is there a fish tank in my demo room?

 

[Max1996]

"This is awkward..."
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU ROLL A 60!?"
Automatic Like for the one who knows where this is from.

EDIT: This also applies to this quote:
"The short version: It sucked. Big-time. The loss of my class, the shame of exile. Dark days, darker nights. The embers of hope barely a flicker in my heart, bending my every thought to the redemption that might forever elude my grasp, oh the humanity! ...Yeah, for half a year."

 

[Kharixi]

Why try to save that which has no use to you? Does not compute.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

"Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new."- Watashi/The Mediator/Ms. Sweets, Jinrui Wa Suitai Shimashita/Humanity Has Declined

 

[swarla]

'We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!'

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

"This is the only way I would accept something as hipster as a Cthulhu reference in pokemon, as my wife and I are fully convinced Cthulhu was some sort of big sea cow all along. He's fat, he's always sleepy, and his greatest nemesis is a boat propeller."- Bogleech

 

[MassiveShock11]

I'm plenty friendly.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Don't worry Dipper, I've seen enough movies to know that this is the part where the audience thinks this is all part of the show and loves it.

*Rather predictably (but still amusingly), the audience boos and storms out.*

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Everything happens so much

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

“You know, it's wonderful to work in a perfectly controlled environment. But that's something you'd never understand.”

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

"Money money money money money money money money money money money money."

My sentiment exactly.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

"Don't you think it'd help if we all had some god-killing tools?"
"Oh no, rabbit, no mortal form could handle the strain of this weapon; your bodies would collapse on themselves as your minds would be slowly lost to madness."
"Is it weird that I wanna try it even more now?"
"A little."

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

"What is with people thinking I'm a feather boa?" - Kukulkan (Smite)

 

[Harryghost]

"I can't be found out... I don't want to make Mira-nee and the others sad again. I have to hold it in! I will live out my life in Edolas..."
- Lisanna Strauss