RM13: HD and Denise

[Maniacal Engineer]

I don't need a beer right now, thanks.
probably the first time I've ever actually said that.

 

[ArvAl]

Come on, ME. We know you can't resist some booze [emoji57]

 

[jackatlasred]

The spirits are calling

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Come on, ME. We know you can't resist some booze [emoji57]

I can if it will cause me undue harm.

Also, have no fear! Q is here! I'll sort out this jam once and for all!

*materializes some toast and peanut butter and makes a sandwich*

 

[ArvAl]

Jam fights back with indefinite amount of jams! What should we do, general?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Why, we should change the thread title, of course! And would you look at that? I've already done so.

The jam won't be bothering us anymore.

 

[ArvAl]

Ah, what a save. Splendid moves by general ME. However, have anyone seen my eggplants?

 

[Calvinッ]

I plant eggs, some last week, no success yet.

 

[Crystal Onix]

1. PAPER JAM!

 

[ArvAl]

I plant eggs, some last week, no success yet.

Eggs are made with Calcium, some with Life. Do the science right.

 

[Calvinッ]

That means they arent eggs then, unless RM's garden is messed up?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I propose a toast to toast.

 

[Crystal Onix]

*paper continues to feed into the jammed printer*
*watches the mayhem unfold while eating popcorn*

 

[ArvAl]

I propose a toast to toast.

Please sign along with extra peanut butters. Jams not allowed.

That means they arent eggs then, unless RM's garden is messed up?

They have messed up since Archaic's creation. Hence, RM was the name given.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Night 2: Night of the Living Bread!

Spoiler: language

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik2-68WYE84
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Despite the two tragic deaths the night before, the fruits remained unshaken. They continued to muddle through and attempt to locate the vile vegetables hiding amongst them.
However, given that they had already located and beeten one of the vegetables, the fruits de-cidered to attempt a different course of action, figuring that the vegetables would turnip sooner or later.
The fruits punched a hole through the 4th wall and put the host on the chopping block. They eggspected to gain bonus abilities by locating this Easter Egg, but they forgot something in their haste.
The cohost is a Troll, and he writes the flavor text.

Dear AussieEevee,

Spoiler

'A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said, 'is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides are very good indeed.'

Drum roll please...You are Bread! You are the bread and butter of any food based humor, and you come in very handy during jams. You are always the first in line for morning roll call, since you are an early riser. You have a rye sense of humor, and your favorite shoes are your loafers; they keep your feet nice and toasty.
Sometimes, though, you try to think too quickly, and your ideas are only half-baked.
You occasionally have a crusty personality, but you are fairly easy to butter up, and once someone gets on your good side, you sprinkle them with favors.
You have your secrets, which you share with only your closest friends, and even then it's on a knead to know basis.
You can be rather frugal, balancing your checkbook to the last pumpernickel, mostly because you live paycheck to paycheck and knead the dough.
As far as foods go, you find yourself sandwiched in the starches, but you are made from grains, which are plants, just like fruits and vegetables. As such, you have your place of honor at the table.
Alright, while I am on a roll with the buns, I had better stop because I get a feeling that if I tell one more bread joke, I'm toast.
With regards to your particular roll, you sit around and do absolutely nothing, making you the Loafer. This means that, in spite of being a valid target,there is no bonus for lynching or night killing you. It essentially wastes the phase. What a crumby thing to do!

Technically, you are allied with the deceased Maniacal Engineer, which means that you share his impossible win conditions and have to put up with his constant Trolling and obnoxious puns...my condolences.

Spoiler

AussieEevee was lynched. He was the Host. The game is now over! Nothing happened.

Spoiler: Batter luck next time!

IT IS NOW NIGHT 2: Phase Ends 25/1/16 at 2:00am AWST.

 

[ArvAl]

^That's a succulent post, everyone.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I didn't win Best Flavor Text for nut-thing, you know.

 

[TouyaShiro]

Heimlich manoeuvre!

 

[Zexy]

Toast. Yum

 

[Kharixi]

Eggs with jelly inside.