PokéSean
Aka: LPCDDude, Cardcaptor Sean, TheLegoCat, etc.
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Homer: Nothing!
Skinner comes up and walks next to Homer.
Skinner: Listen, Mr. Simpson! I was kinda being harsh on your son. As much as harsh as you were when saying that he can't go see that Icthy and Scratchy movie - EVER! Anyway, to make it up. (pulls out an Icthy and Scratchy: The Movie DVD)
Homer: Sorry, but the punishment stands.
Skinner: Well, I'm assuming when he's a grown-up. He'll have brown hair like you and then he'll lose it and have that lighting bolt around his head.
Bart returns.
Bart: Hey, everyone! I got 5 dozen doughnuts. One box, is for each of us.
Skinner: For your family or for everyone?
Bart: Well for my family originally but I'll go back to Lard Lad Donuts to get each of you your OWN 1 dozen doughnuts. (leaves)
Skinner (whispering: I don't even think he'll grow a beard like yours.
Homer: Who knows.
Sarge and the Bucket-O-Soliders come.
Sarge: Is this the dirtbag's house?
Marge: Dirtbag?
Sarge: The giant boy who tricked his friend?
Marge: Tricked his friend?
Sarge: Yes! And... (hears another ice cream truck gasps) Ice cream truck!
Another Mr. Softee comes. The neighbor kids run and clamor. Sarge and the soliders come.
Sarge: Me! Me! Me and my solider pals were here first! Frag him, men!
The soliders frag the ice cream "woman". Cuts to Homer, Marge, Skinners, Sarge, and the soliders eating ice cream.
Sarge: Mmm. Now what were we talking about giantess?
Marge: Uh, we were talking about the time you guys have beaten jury duty.
Sarge: Oh, yeah. The trick is to say "You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to..." Hey! (Nelson picks him up)
Nelson: Haw-haw! I touched your heart.
Marge: Well, punish him.
Homer: Who? Bart's friend? All right, all right! Bart's friend, go to your house and go to your room.
Nelson (leaving): See you in the funny pages and when I touch your heart. Haw-haw!
Rika: What was that?
Chiharu: I dunno!
Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph come.
Horrid Henry: You took Beefy Bert's line? Right, Ralph?
Rude Ralph: Yes! “I dunno!”
Ralph Wiggum comes.
Ralph (Wiggum): Did someone say my name?
Skinner comes up and walks next to Homer.
Skinner: Listen, Mr. Simpson! I was kinda being harsh on your son. As much as harsh as you were when saying that he can't go see that Icthy and Scratchy movie - EVER! Anyway, to make it up. (pulls out an Icthy and Scratchy: The Movie DVD)
Homer: Sorry, but the punishment stands.
Skinner: Well, I'm assuming when he's a grown-up. He'll have brown hair like you and then he'll lose it and have that lighting bolt around his head.
Bart returns.
Bart: Hey, everyone! I got 5 dozen doughnuts. One box, is for each of us.
Skinner: For your family or for everyone?
Bart: Well for my family originally but I'll go back to Lard Lad Donuts to get each of you your OWN 1 dozen doughnuts. (leaves)
Skinner (whispering: I don't even think he'll grow a beard like yours.
Homer: Who knows.
Sarge and the Bucket-O-Soliders come.
Sarge: Is this the dirtbag's house?
Marge: Dirtbag?
Sarge: The giant boy who tricked his friend?
Marge: Tricked his friend?
Sarge: Yes! And... (hears another ice cream truck gasps) Ice cream truck!
Another Mr. Softee comes. The neighbor kids run and clamor. Sarge and the soliders come.
Sarge: Me! Me! Me and my solider pals were here first! Frag him, men!
The soliders frag the ice cream "woman". Cuts to Homer, Marge, Skinners, Sarge, and the soliders eating ice cream.
Sarge: Mmm. Now what were we talking about giantess?
Marge: Uh, we were talking about the time you guys have beaten jury duty.
Sarge: Oh, yeah. The trick is to say "You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to..." Hey! (Nelson picks him up)
Nelson: Haw-haw! I touched your heart.
Marge: Well, punish him.
Homer: Who? Bart's friend? All right, all right! Bart's friend, go to your house and go to your room.
Nelson (leaving): See you in the funny pages and when I touch your heart. Haw-haw!
Rika: What was that?
Chiharu: I dunno!
Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph come.
Horrid Henry: You took Beefy Bert's line? Right, Ralph?
Rude Ralph: Yes! “I dunno!”
Ralph Wiggum comes.
Ralph (Wiggum): Did someone say my name?
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