Stupidest nickname you ever gave to a Pokemon

[Dralcax]

I named my Zebstrika "Ryde" because it was a horse. However, that nickname backfired when I realized it was female.

 

[Random_Pyro]

Bubblegum the shiny zubat. He's a crobat now so the nickname sort of makes sense.

 

[Nitroflame]

My male Seadra is named Nami and my female Pidgeot is named Swain.

 

[Helioptile]

There are no stupid nicknames, only unfitting ones.

 

[Loxodonta]

A long time ago on my FireRed, I chose Charmander and and nicknamed him 'Dino'.

Only forgetting to type the 'o' in after pressing OK.

 

[Divienne]

Well, I remember, when I was first introduced to Pokemon Diamond and knew nothing about anything, I named my Piplup 'Bubbles' and then wasn't sure what to do when I had a level 100 Empoleon with a nickname like that. (I never did figure out how to change it.)

 

[leafeon007]

Audino- Cubby

Panpour- Splash

Oshawott>Dewott>Samurott- RQP
(This one, I was in a rush and had to name the starter. In my defense, I thought there HAD to be a nickname or it would be released. So. Three random letters.)

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I just put a Ditto on the GTS in hopes I get a foreigner Ditto.

Its nickname? "Masuda pls"

 

[Heredity]

I believe I gave a Virizion the nickname 'Qantas' because its head kind of looked like a Boeing 747.

 

[Owain]

I named a Jigglypuff ''Dicks'', in Blue.

This was before I knew english, and had common sense.

 

[metalamor]

I named a Durant "Kevin".

hahahahahahahahahahahaa.

Dude I started a new game of Platinum, named my character Kevin and named every single Pokemon I caught Kevin, regardless of gender. Every. Single. One.

 

[Xita]

I nickname my HM slaves, "SLAVE." Zero creativity there, but I just don't care enough about them.

 

[BigBadButterfree]

I've gotten so sick of catching legendary birds, they put them in every game, I swear! So my most recent set I named them Twinkle, Sparkle, and Dazzle ;D

 

[Vanillish Twilight]

I always nickname my pokemon even though I can't think of a good name which results in some of the weirdest/strangest/most ridiculous nicknames ever (look at my previous post in this thread for a somewhat long list of it)

CLOVER98 the Sigilyph, I actually did an experiment to see if anyone would want it despite its ridiculous nickname and put it on the GTS for a Lillipup, surprisingly someone did want it

 

[ShoggothJr]

I was going to name my CHARMANDER something but it didn't fit, so I just put Charmander with just the C capitalized. If he was a real pokemon I bet he would have been like "Are you retarded?".

 

[Typhlosionisafirebadger]

Swagweasel was my buizel/floatzel

DENNIS=Giratina. It was either that or Francis

I think I named my Machop Broseph, cause the sprite that he's posed in was hilarious and i love the "MACHOP IS GETTING PUMPED" caption

 

[Silverwynde]

This morning I caught a Ditto in the Giant Chasm. I blew threw 12 Balls trying to capture the idiot thing and it managed to take out my poor Bisharp before the last Timer Ball I pitched at it snapped shut for good and all. Irritated, I named it:

Spoiler

BitchAss

Don't ask me how that got through the swear filter but it did.

 

[metalamor]

I kind of want to get a Hydreigon just to name it Metal.
Because why isn't the Brutal Pokemon metal?

 

[Fio]

I nicknamed my first Squirtle "Blastoise" thinking it will evolve into a Blastoise.
Also, I nicknamed the Red Gyarados in HG "Misty".

 

[Baby Seals]

I have a Jynx named Shaniqua in Black and a Swalot in Black 2 named Diamonique.