The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat-Thread: Vol. 2

[$aturn¥oshi]

I have 2. My last real one was today.

Plus, I had some glitchy old ones that were from the year 1970. ?_?

 

[Zynetic]

You old git.

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

Well, 1970 is before my time. And Bulbagarden's time. And Pokémon's time. And Nintendo's video gaming time...

 

[Falcon Doveowl]

I have 2. My last real one was today.

Plus, I had some glitchy old ones that were from the year 1970. ?_?

But the interbutts hadnt even been created. *time paradox*

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

And I deleted them, too...

They looked blank. Distress signals?

 

[Zynetic]

From the past.
Or another planet.

 

[Senzura]

Blizzard extended matinence until 3:00, feels bad man

 

[Falcon Doveowl]

And I deleted them, too...

They looked blank. Distress signals?

A faraway race died because of you. D:

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

Blizzard extended matinence until 3:00, feels bad man

Oh? I haven't even checked...

BLAST!

A faraway race died because of you. D:

Their fault for choosing me.

 

[Mijzelffan]

And I deleted them, too...

They looked blank. Distress signals?

It probably was your future self trying to make sure you won't do a certain thing.

Now the future will be messed up.

 

[Falcon Doveowl]

It probably was your future self trying to make sure you won't do a certain thing.

Now the future will be messed up.

wait if his future is from the past....does that mean we will invent time machines?

 

[Zynetic]

It will probably happen in the future. I highly doubt it will happen during our lifetime, though.

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

What would my future self be doing in 1970 time?

 

[Falcon Doveowl]

It will probably happen in the future. I highly doubt it will happen during our lifetime, though.

If its Saturn Yoshis future though does that mean that he is immortal?

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

If its Saturn Yoshis future though does that mean that he is immortal?

Well, I am a god... So...

 

[Zynetic]

I disagree.
In before "You shall be smited," or something along those lines.

 

[Mijzelffan]

wait if his future is from the past....does that mean we will invent time machines?

It will probably happen in the future. I highly doubt it will happen during our lifetime, though.

No we won't invent time machines, don't be stupid you two. We'll just invent a device that allows you to send spam e-mails to the past. Anything non-spam will automatically be blanked out.

How do I know this? A company from the future sent me a spam e-mail explaining the whole thing and asking me if I was interested.

Well, I am a god... So...

Of what? You gotta be a god of something.

 

[Zynetic]

I'm stupid? Concurring, I am.

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

Of what? You gotta be a god of something.

Not really. I never said I was born a god. I ate the ambrosia.

 

[Falcon Doveowl]

No we won't invent time machines, don't be stupid you two. We'll just invent a device that allows you to send spam e-mails to the past. Anything non-spam will automatically be blanked out.

How do I know this? A company from the future sent me a spam e-mail explaining the whole thing and asking me if I was interested.

Well that would explain the blankness. The guy that sent it must be new at the device if he didnt know how to disguise it as spam.