The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Shove them in my fridge and wait until they freeze over. Then once they're flavoursome ice lollies... I eat them! Brilliant.

Can the next poster keep in mind that the person in my avatar is a psychopath on narcotics who is armed and exceptionally dangerous?

 

[Harryghost]

*covers whole body with metal equipment*
*plays dead*

 

[Derpghost]

Dodge the onslaught of water in a very flashy manner.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Try to bring this clearly imaginary creature into real space and then systematically chop off its tendrils one by one.

 

[Jyo]

will likely try to distract as much possible
either icy cold paths or flashing pink lights

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Cut the Sylveon's ribbons, then throw them into a nearby lake after tying them up in a bag.

 

[Jyo]

I will turn around and make myself look bigger, making fur stand up
and give a loud Roar, hope to scare it away

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Just throw catnip at it.

 

[Jyo]

(no fair, that works)

will try to do all to avoid distraction, keep making myself look bigger and stronger

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Throw a pickle at it

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Well you never can go wrong with a good death ray to keep the creepy children off your back

 

[MegaPod]

I toss a Bob-omb at her face

 

[Jyo]

as usual make myself look bigger and fiercer, then again I'm very friendly
and get easily distracted

 

[MegaPod]

I wiggle a shoelace

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Laugh, take out a banana peel, and wait for him to trip on it on his way to me.

 

[Jyo]

... that shoelace, must catch, looks just like a wiggling yarn...

will try to focus more on Arylett try to circle around
(shoelace still catching my eye)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Stare

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Grab the shovel and bang it hard on the bucket, making a loud distracting noise. Then run away in the chaos.

 

[Icy Wind]

Take ^’s glasses and run

 

[Jyo]

Will roll on top of need to