The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Arylett Charnoa]

I'll throw a bucket of cold water at them both. The Torchic will likely be taken out, but Steven? It would only shock him temporarily before he sends out one of his various, powerful Pokémon to crush me. As a Pokémon myself, I could battle them, but I don't have the endurance to go through his whole team. So whilst he is shocked, I will use my Hypnosis to put him to sleep and then flee.

 

[Welkamo]

I'll throw a bucket of cold water at them both. The Torchic will likely be taken out, but Steven? It would only shock him temporarily before he sends out one of his various, powerful Pokémon to crush me. As a Pokémon myself, I could battle them, but I don't have the endurance to go through his whole team. So whilst he is shocked, I will use my Hypnosis to put him to sleep and then flee.

This is such a funny response, and the diction makes it funnier.

Uhhhh I best your avatar in a swordfight?

 

[Jyo]

try to frightened them by making scary monster noises

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Get a Pokémon with Water Absorb or Storm Drain.

 

[Welkamo]

Point and laugh at the child(? How old is Pikamee?)

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Get a magnet.

 

[Welkamo]

Point and laugh at Ash

 

[Hydrogenium]

Use Masterball

 

[Chevywolf30]

I'd probably be trying to figure out the wolf with the horns and they'd probably get me. Probably.

 

[Welkamo]

Introduce my desperately lonely vampire friend to them, and a paranormal romance of epic proportions would ensue.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Take it on a trip to Jollibees.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Eat it, in a fashion similar to the fox from the classic fairy tale, the gingerbread man.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

This wolf is clearly civilised, so you might think that makes it less dangerous because it's not, like, wild and potentially savage, but no, that just means it has access to technology. And in a suit that fancy the tech must be expensive, and therefore real dangerous. There is nothing I can do.

 

[MurotanGekkiLuv]

Use a Water-type Pokemon 'cause it's super-effective against Torchic

(edit: I got ninja'd so I'll do @Lone_Garurumon's avatar instead)

Electrocute it with a Zeraora

 

[Chevywolf30]

I'd throw a carton of orange juice at her

 

[BigDocFan]

Go into the ocean where they can't follow me

 

[CuboneKing]

Do nothing about the melting ice caps

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I call my mother and just talk to her. Because I can.

 

[NovariusHaze]

Challenge them to a duel at high noon

 

[Artuditwo]

Eat it, in a fashion similar to the fox from the classic fairy tale, the gingerbread man.

I loved that story, when I was a little kid I always read it
Read it again last year and I got traumaticed XD

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