The person above you is a badass

[firezard]

Thunder Lord Z is taking out both your significant other and your mom tonight for valentines day

 

[Slenderman]

Firezard Got bored once, so he created Chuck Norris.

 

[Kenshi]

Prison Mike creates thunderclaps as he rubs his fingers together.

 

[Slenderman]

Kenshi is so badass, he makes Mr. T look like a pansy.

 

[Kenshi]

Every time Prison Mike mashes his keyboard, a spaceship crashes onto Uranus.

 

[Koukoubean]

Kenshi makes "tasting the power of the Universe" look like the weakest attack in existence.

 

[Dr. GM]

Ghost Photon can turn another ride into obsession.

 

[Hikaru]

Shadow The Hedgehog can easily out run Chuck Norris HIMSELF

 

[Noivern]

Hikaru likes her name enough that mentioning her name will cause her to show up.

 

[Hikaru]

A-a-axew destroyed the universe with a ping pong ball.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Hikaru can shoot down fighter planes with a pop gun.

 

[Opossumguy]

^Can travel to the end of the infinitely expanding universe...alive...and knows what is beyond it.

 

[Koukoubean]

Oppossumguy was the only person to go to Nemesis.

 

[Ivysaur]

Ghost Photon walks through walls AND destroys them at the same time!

 

[Hikaru]

Ivysaur knows the power difference between himself and God.

 

[Dr. GM]

Hikaru can turn a Satoshi into a Satoko.

 

[Sushi-X]

Meta Knight is not destined for glory.
HE IS GLORY.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Marcus Fenix can win a Yu-Gi-Oh duel with pokemon cards.

 

[Kenshi]

Steel justice can dish out five quarters' worth with the tip of a penny.

 

[Sushi-X]

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