The Vending Machine!

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

*Out comes pure good*

*Inserts myself*

 

[Thanatos]

out comes lucario women

*inserts ageless ash*

 

[DracoMan]

Out comes Japanese puberty.

*inserts Major Asshole from Spaceballs*

 

[Alex800]

*out comes Mickey Mouse*

*inserts Rebecca Black*

 

[Hydro Blastoise]

Out comes Usher.

*inserts Windows Update*

 

[rez13]

out comes Linux.

*inserts the letter H*

 

[HexagonStephen]

Out comes a Hexagon!

*inserts a Stephen*

 

[Hydro Blastoise]

Out comes a Steven.

*inserts the poster 5 posts above*

 

[rez13]

out comes the poster two posts above.

*inserts a diamond encrusted pizza oven*

 

[gabymarked37]

out comes shiny breadsticks

*inserts jello computer*

 

[pokemoll]

Out comes broken links.

Inserts Music.

 

[rez13]

out comes dance.

*inserts a narwhal*

 

[HexagonStephen]

Out comes a large horn

*inserts TM45*

 

[Me!]

*HM45 comes out*

*Inserts Pokewalker*

 

[rez13]

out comes a Tamagotchi with a Pokemon in it.

*inserts something clearly too big to fit into the vending machine*

 

[DracoMan]

Dammit, you broke the machine again!

*installs new machine; inserts latest version of Windows*

 

[HeartGold]

Out comes the oldest version of windows.

*inserts self*

 

[Egghatch]

Crap! The machine broke again!

*Installs new vending machine*
*Inserts coin cautiously*

 

[Fluffy Cinccino]

Out comes the old machine, first in small form, but it grows.

*inserts Kirlia card into old machine*

 

[lyhom]

Out comes the same card.

Should have used the other one.

*Inserts a shoe*