The Vending Machine!

[AlexK2013]

out comes an Igglybuff

*inserts $100 in paper money*

 

[Deadly Drake]

Out comes a pyro.

*inserts a coin*

 

[AlexK2013]

Out comes a vintage poker chip worth $10,000

*inserts $1,000,000 poker plaque*

 

[Deadly Drake]

Out comes Mjolnir

*inserts a coin*

 

[Super Seaking]

Out comes a 2,000 pound dime made of rock

~Inserts a caveman~

 

[PurplePlum]

Out comes a giant club.

* inserts shiny ring*

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

out comes Minicino

*inserts 300 pen* come on heal ball

 

[Fair Verona]

Out comes every ball, but a heal ball.

*inserts apologies*

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

out comes execution

*inserts emo kid*

 

[Fair Verona]

Out comes free-verse poetry

*inserts Charlie Brown dancing*

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

out comes Iraq

*insert ^'s V's and <'s life savings*

 

[Fair Verona]

Out comes a slowpoke tail and a bike

*inserts a bran muffin*

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

out comes... well you know how the digestive track works

*inserts Rupee*

 

[AlexK2013]

out comes an overflowing rupee wallet

*inserts a Chaos Emerald*

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

out comes RIGHTEOUS GEM OF POWER

*insert Doraleous*

 

[Koukoubean]

Out comes Missingno.

*inserts all the Complete Monsters in Pokemon drawn in a paper torn to pieces*

 

[Super Seaking]

Out comes a Pokemon Trading Card with every single Pokemon on it

~Inserts a glass bottle~

 

[Mintaka]

Out comes the bottle, filled with orange juice.

*Inserts a calendar*

 

[Super Seaking]

Out comes a clock

~Inserts a piece of bread~

 

[Italy]

out comes a horn!
-inserts pasta-