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Well, hello there!
Come take a seat, would you?
I assure you, I mean no harm.
This is where I'll post my, well, playthroughs of Pokémon games that I own. Legally, of course.
Now, let's get started, shall we?
Chapter 1: Pokémon X
After being RUDELY awakened by mom's Fletchling, I promptly changed out of my pajamas and ran downstairs... only for mom to tell me to head outside and "meet the neighbors". So I'm being forced to socialise with people. Greaaaat.
I reluctantly open the door and meet them, who introduce themselves at Shauna and Calem. Serena THEN proceeds to tell me to meet her at the next town over, as we'll be getting... a Pokémon? Hm.
When I MAKE it to the next town over, I get called to a table, that has... MORE people in it. Ew. They apparently were talkimg about me, and I honestly hope they didn't say anything mean about me...
I get introduced to Trevor and Tierno, who suggests that we call each other by nicknames. Since all the nicknames they suggested for me SUCKED, and also the fact I can't think of a good one, I'll just have them call me by my own name.
And now, I FINALLY get to choose my first Pokémon! That one being Fennekin, and its name shall be Pyro. Shauna chooses Chespin, and Calem chooses Froakie.
Trevor: Uh, pardon me, but I have something for you from the professor as well.
Asuna: Really? Well, what is it?
I receive a Pokédex immediately after. I also get a Professor's Letter from Tierno, then I'm free to leave.
Shauna: Asuna, wait!
OR SO I THOUGHT!
As SOON as I'm about to leave, Shauna decides to battle me!... which turns out to be a battle that lasted all of five seconds.
I deliver the letter to mom, then I'm on my way! Calem and Shauna are up ahead, and he's gonna teach me how to catch a Pokémon.
Shauna: Wow! The Pokémon went INSIDE the Poké Ball?!
Asuna: oh my fcuking god this girl
I get some Poké Balls, then Calem and I dash off, leaving Shauna in the dust. As we should. She then catches up to me in Santalune Forest, and essentially explains that she is now a walking talking Pokémon Center. Which seems to be the only thing that she's good at.
Shauna: I wonder what the Professor's like...
Asuna: I bet he's hot.
After that, I managed to get myself a Fletchling which I named Fletcher, then proceeded out of the forest with these people that I am forced to associate with.
We all discuss what we're going to do now. As for me, I'm heading to the first Gym.
Fletcher learned Peck while we're here, and that's pretty helpful.
I finally make it to Viola. She leads with Surskit, which is why I've led with Fletcher- and we almost OHKO'd it with Peck, too.
For her Vivillon, I went with Pyro, and just kinda spammed Ember 'till it was all over.
Pretty uneventful, honestly.
I get the Bug Badge, then head outside and get the Exp. Share from Viola's sister.
Before I even step foot in Lumiose, I meet Sina and Dexio, who tell me all about the Fairy type, then give me the move Return.
After that, I found myself in Lumiose.
Sina led me to the Pokémon Lab, I made my way to the 3rd floor, and-
Asuna: OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN HIMSELF, PROFESSOR SYCAMORE?!
Indeed it was, and he's here to evaluate my Pokédex and shower me with compliment-
Shauna: Hi, Professor! It's Shauna. ♪
Asuna: what
Calem: Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Asuna: W-Where did you come from?
Sycamore: Fantastic! Now, let's all have a Pokémon battle!
Asuna: WHAT?! YOU MEAN LIKE RIGHT NOW???
Apparently, the answer was "yes".
He leads with Bulbasaur, and I lead with Fennekin. Bulbasaur uses Leech Life, but I was able to take it out quick enough for it to not sap away too much HP.
Next came Squirtle, which I used Fletcher for. It took care of Squirtle with relative ease, but still suffering a bit of damage in the process. Last came Charmander, which, too, went down pretty easily.
After the battle, Sycamore let me choose a Kanto starter to take with me. I chose Squirtle, and named it Calypso. I also got a nifty little Blastoisinite to go with it!
Sycamore: Well, I have a feeling that everyone else will turn up soon.
Seconds later, whaddya know? Everyone else turned up. As I start to leave the lab, guess who I see? Sina talking to... a certain someone. Sina calls me over, and the certain someone introduces himself as Lysandre. He's trying to build a better future, and apparently Sycamore has taught him a thing or two about just that.
Lysandre: My desire... is a more beautiful world!
Asuna: He's so cool... I'm sure he's not evil in any way, shape, or form!
I head into Café Soleil with Calem, and-
Lysandre: Oh. Hello, Asuna. This is Diantha, one of the most accomplished movie stars in Kalos.
We introduce ourselves to Diantha, and she promptly leaves, saying she hopes that we'll battle together someday.
As I enter Route 5, a Lucario circles me. But why does this random Lucario like me all of the sudden?
???: Wait! Lucario!!!
Wait, who's-
Korrina: Sorry about that! Are you OK?
Asuna: Um... Y-Yeah?
She was doing some special training with it, then it apparently just went and ran off. Hm.
Once they leave, I immediately go into the wild grass to get myself a Skiddo, and named it Ralsei.
While I was training, Pyro evolved into Braixen, so that's pretty neat. What's even neater, though, is that after I found Tierno and Trevor, I was given a Honey as a sort of prize for winning against Tierno.
I make it to Camphrier Town, but I can't immediately LEAVE because I am forced to go to Shabboneau Castle first.
Shauna's here, too, and she's pressing the person that's stabding in front of a case if the short story he just told had anything to do with Mega Evolution.
...Of course, he has absolutely no idea what that is. Then, we were summoned to Route 7 for some reason. It's because a Snorlax was blocking a bridge, and the only way to wake it up is by using the Poké Flute. It's in Parfum Palace, so that's where I'm going next. Oh, and I was heading there, Fletcher evolved into Fletchinder!
Once we made it there, though, the guy at the entrance charged us an absurd amount of money to go inside. Even though me and Shauna were NOT having it, we coughed up the money anyways. Once we headed inside, someone seemed to be looking for their Furfrou. We might as well help, so we headed out back... and found that the Furfrou was in a maze of some sort.
We chased it into the middle with ease, then its owner came out, and... Yeah, he's not really the best person. But hey, at least he's treating us to a nice fireworks show!
And what a fireworks show it was...
Shauna: Um... Y'know.. I really hope we get to be great friends, Asuna...
Asuna: I hope so too, Shauna. I really do.
Shauna: We haven't even seen them yet, but I know I'll never forget these fireworks!
Shauna: 'Cause I watched them with you, Asuna.
Asuna: Aww... Shauna, you're too sweet!
After the show, we finally got the Poké Flute.
Y'know... After that, I think this is a great place to end for now.
[My Current Team:]
[Pyro the Braixen, Lv. 20]
[Fletcher the Fletchinder, Lv. 17]
[Calypso the Squirtle, Lv 15]
[Ralsei the Skiddo, Lv 11]
Fuzzy Pickles!
- Moonsidian
Come take a seat, would you?
I assure you, I mean no harm.
This is where I'll post my, well, playthroughs of Pokémon games that I own. Legally, of course.
Now, let's get started, shall we?
Chapter 1: Pokémon X
After being RUDELY awakened by mom's Fletchling, I promptly changed out of my pajamas and ran downstairs... only for mom to tell me to head outside and "meet the neighbors". So I'm being forced to socialise with people. Greaaaat.
I reluctantly open the door and meet them, who introduce themselves at Shauna and Calem. Serena THEN proceeds to tell me to meet her at the next town over, as we'll be getting... a Pokémon? Hm.
When I MAKE it to the next town over, I get called to a table, that has... MORE people in it. Ew. They apparently were talkimg about me, and I honestly hope they didn't say anything mean about me...
I get introduced to Trevor and Tierno, who suggests that we call each other by nicknames. Since all the nicknames they suggested for me SUCKED, and also the fact I can't think of a good one, I'll just have them call me by my own name.
And now, I FINALLY get to choose my first Pokémon! That one being Fennekin, and its name shall be Pyro. Shauna chooses Chespin, and Calem chooses Froakie.
Trevor: Uh, pardon me, but I have something for you from the professor as well.
Asuna: Really? Well, what is it?
I receive a Pokédex immediately after. I also get a Professor's Letter from Tierno, then I'm free to leave.
Shauna: Asuna, wait!
OR SO I THOUGHT!
As SOON as I'm about to leave, Shauna decides to battle me!... which turns out to be a battle that lasted all of five seconds.
I deliver the letter to mom, then I'm on my way! Calem and Shauna are up ahead, and he's gonna teach me how to catch a Pokémon.
Shauna: Wow! The Pokémon went INSIDE the Poké Ball?!
Asuna: oh my fcuking god this girl
I get some Poké Balls, then Calem and I dash off, leaving Shauna in the dust. As we should. She then catches up to me in Santalune Forest, and essentially explains that she is now a walking talking Pokémon Center. Which seems to be the only thing that she's good at.
Shauna: I wonder what the Professor's like...
Asuna: I bet he's hot.
After that, I managed to get myself a Fletchling which I named Fletcher, then proceeded out of the forest with these people that I am forced to associate with.
We all discuss what we're going to do now. As for me, I'm heading to the first Gym.
Fletcher learned Peck while we're here, and that's pretty helpful.
I finally make it to Viola. She leads with Surskit, which is why I've led with Fletcher- and we almost OHKO'd it with Peck, too.
For her Vivillon, I went with Pyro, and just kinda spammed Ember 'till it was all over.
Pretty uneventful, honestly.
I get the Bug Badge, then head outside and get the Exp. Share from Viola's sister.
Before I even step foot in Lumiose, I meet Sina and Dexio, who tell me all about the Fairy type, then give me the move Return.
After that, I found myself in Lumiose.
Sina led me to the Pokémon Lab, I made my way to the 3rd floor, and-
Asuna: OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN HIMSELF, PROFESSOR SYCAMORE?!
Indeed it was, and he's here to evaluate my Pokédex and shower me with compliment-
Shauna: Hi, Professor! It's Shauna. ♪
Asuna: what
Calem: Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Asuna: W-Where did you come from?
Sycamore: Fantastic! Now, let's all have a Pokémon battle!
Asuna: WHAT?! YOU MEAN LIKE RIGHT NOW???
Apparently, the answer was "yes".
He leads with Bulbasaur, and I lead with Fennekin. Bulbasaur uses Leech Life, but I was able to take it out quick enough for it to not sap away too much HP.
Next came Squirtle, which I used Fletcher for. It took care of Squirtle with relative ease, but still suffering a bit of damage in the process. Last came Charmander, which, too, went down pretty easily.
After the battle, Sycamore let me choose a Kanto starter to take with me. I chose Squirtle, and named it Calypso. I also got a nifty little Blastoisinite to go with it!
Sycamore: Well, I have a feeling that everyone else will turn up soon.
Seconds later, whaddya know? Everyone else turned up. As I start to leave the lab, guess who I see? Sina talking to... a certain someone. Sina calls me over, and the certain someone introduces himself as Lysandre. He's trying to build a better future, and apparently Sycamore has taught him a thing or two about just that.
Lysandre: My desire... is a more beautiful world!
Asuna: He's so cool... I'm sure he's not evil in any way, shape, or form!
I head into Café Soleil with Calem, and-
Lysandre: Oh. Hello, Asuna. This is Diantha, one of the most accomplished movie stars in Kalos.
We introduce ourselves to Diantha, and she promptly leaves, saying she hopes that we'll battle together someday.
As I enter Route 5, a Lucario circles me. But why does this random Lucario like me all of the sudden?
???: Wait! Lucario!!!
Wait, who's-
Korrina: Sorry about that! Are you OK?
Asuna: Um... Y-Yeah?
She was doing some special training with it, then it apparently just went and ran off. Hm.
Once they leave, I immediately go into the wild grass to get myself a Skiddo, and named it Ralsei.
While I was training, Pyro evolved into Braixen, so that's pretty neat. What's even neater, though, is that after I found Tierno and Trevor, I was given a Honey as a sort of prize for winning against Tierno.
I make it to Camphrier Town, but I can't immediately LEAVE because I am forced to go to Shabboneau Castle first.
Shauna's here, too, and she's pressing the person that's stabding in front of a case if the short story he just told had anything to do with Mega Evolution.
...Of course, he has absolutely no idea what that is. Then, we were summoned to Route 7 for some reason. It's because a Snorlax was blocking a bridge, and the only way to wake it up is by using the Poké Flute. It's in Parfum Palace, so that's where I'm going next. Oh, and I was heading there, Fletcher evolved into Fletchinder!
Once we made it there, though, the guy at the entrance charged us an absurd amount of money to go inside. Even though me and Shauna were NOT having it, we coughed up the money anyways. Once we headed inside, someone seemed to be looking for their Furfrou. We might as well help, so we headed out back... and found that the Furfrou was in a maze of some sort.
We chased it into the middle with ease, then its owner came out, and... Yeah, he's not really the best person. But hey, at least he's treating us to a nice fireworks show!
And what a fireworks show it was...
Shauna: Um... Y'know.. I really hope we get to be great friends, Asuna...
Asuna: I hope so too, Shauna. I really do.
Shauna: We haven't even seen them yet, but I know I'll never forget these fireworks!
Shauna: 'Cause I watched them with you, Asuna.
Asuna: Aww... Shauna, you're too sweet!
After the show, we finally got the Poké Flute.
Y'know... After that, I think this is a great place to end for now.
[My Current Team:]
[Pyro the Braixen, Lv. 20]
[Fletcher the Fletchinder, Lv. 17]
[Calypso the Squirtle, Lv 15]
[Ralsei the Skiddo, Lv 11]
Fuzzy Pickles!
- Moonsidian