Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

I'm sorry, I thought you meant pancakes. We killed that moose ESPECIALLY FOR THAT SOUP. :'(

---Somewhere NOT in Canada, possibly that same other cafe---

Waiter, why are we going back and forth from Canada to here?

 

[Akromatic]

Because Canada is my homeland, eh. Maple syrup. Pardon the stereotypes. Terribly sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.

Waiter, there's a rabbit in my soup!

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

It's rabbit season! (sees a doctor) What's up doc!*

*(ed: I put a hidden reference here.)

Waiter, there's a small world after all in my soup!

 

[The absolis]

are you sure, doesn't seem so small.

Waiter, there is an impossible thing in my soup

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

Our chef is trying to quit LSD, he must have slipped some in there.

Waiter, there's a gun in my soup!

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Oh, I was wondering where that w-- Ah, I mean, how awful!!

Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup!

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

That's a import from our partner, Burger King UK. They ran outta horse meat.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup in my soup!

 

[Apawn:p]

Good for you, I never get lunch...
_______________cafe in Canada______________
Waiter, there's a loophole in my soup

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

That's how you got to Canada from Narnia without any legal hibbidy jibbidy.

-----Cafe in Narnia-----

Waitah! Theah's an Aslan in mah delicious bowl of soup!

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Sorry, we only serve Chinese food here.

---Cafe in the Digital World---

Waitermon, there's an Agumon in my Soupmon!

 

[The absolis]

im sorry, im just a patron. though you might want to separate the two of them

--café in absolia because everyone keeps moving around--

Absol waiter, there is a lack of absol based spices in my soup

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

Sorry, I'm an absoltarian.

Waiter, there is a giraffe in my soup. I AINT COOL WITH THAT.

 

[TheBlueEspeon]

So, if you're not cool with it, you're obviously warm with it. And warm is a synonym to hot, and when you call something hot, it's "totally fab"

Waiter, there's an empty plane of existence in my soup.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Sorry, but we ran out of 'empty helicopter of existance' flavoured soup.

Waiter, there's chicken dinner in my soup!

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

Well, we ran out of regular chicken, and the chef brought that for dinner because the food here isnt safe for human consumption.

Waiter, there are pain meds in my soup.

 

[The absolis]

judging by the way the man two tables down is looking at you, you will need them.

Waiter, there is an edit in my soup

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

Your soup wasn't good enough

----Cafe in Sinnoh----

Waiter, there's a Bidoof in my soup!

 

[Julum]

We've been having a Bidoof infestation.
--Cafe in Whiterun--
Waiter, there is a sweet roll in my soup.

 

[BadAssKoala]

Be quit and eat your soup milk drinker.

---Cafe in The Capitol Wasteland---

Waiter, there's a radroach in my soup.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Well, that's a bit of a RAD roach, don't you think?! (BAH-DUM-TSSK)

---Cafe in the TARDIS---

Doctor, there's a scarf in my soup!