Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[MassiveShock11]

WTF is that?

WAITER!!!! There is a 3DS in my soup!!!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Then aren't you glad it's in a heatproof, waterproof package?

Waiter, there's meat, vegetables and pasta in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You didn't order the soup, you ordered the spaghetti and meatballs with a side of veggies.

Waiter, there's soup on my menu!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Well, yes. This is a soup restaurant, after all.

Waiter, there's chocolate in my peanut butter soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That sounds like delicious soup if you ask me.

Waiter, there's an emoji in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Really? Did it look like this?:

Waiter, there's a playset of Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards from Legend of Blue-Eyes White Dragon in my soup!

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Well, we have to get rid of dump cards in some fashion...

Waiter, there's lanthanum acetate in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

What? I don't even know what that is.

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Sir, that is an empty bowl. And this isn't a restaurant, it's a kitchenware store.

Waiter, why are you sitting in my soup?!

 

[Kharixi]

I thought it was a tiny bathtub.

Waiter, there's a Premier Ball in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

That's because you bought the "Ten Poké Balls Broth". That Premier Ball is an added bonus.

Waiter, there are bay leaves in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Didn't you get this soup to celebrate getting your first Pokémon, which happens to eb a Chikorita, or something along those lones?

Waiter, there's a spambot in my soup.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Oh no! I'll phone the Moddie Brigade!

Waiter, there is something unsightly and utterly indescribable in my soup! (namely, soup)

 

[Kharixi]

This is a soup restaurant after all. Didn't you order soup?

Waiter, there's a signature in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

It seems the chef decided to spice up your alphabet soup, so to speak.

Waiter, there's a bad pun in my soup... somehow.

 

[Kharixi]

We tried to make your soup just... SOUP-ER!

Waiter, there's an Android phone in my soup.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

My apologies. Would monsieur prefer the soup with an iPhone in it?

Waiter, there are hungry, hungry Hippowdon in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

Feed them before they feed on you!

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Oh, for the love of discs...Steve, how many times have I told you not to swim in the customers' orders?!

Waiter, there are croutons in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

That's a salad, not a soup.

Waiter, there's a Robobot Armor on my soup!