Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Pika_pika42]

SURPRISE!!!

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Vulpix037]

Oops! I thought i told the builders to put all the rubble in the skip when they demolished the building next door.
That's because you havent ordered any soup yet.

Waiter, there's a Croagunk in my soup.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That's because you finished eating it.

Waiter, where's the microfilm that was supposed to be in my soup?!

 

[TRNatalie]

A health inspector took it, sir

Waiter, a jeep is in my soup

 

[Vulpix037]

Sorry. Must've given you the wrong soup!
Sorry. That's a toy Jeep that I meant to give to table 16.

Waiter, SoaringDylan is in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

You're in a care dealership, and we asked you many times to stop dumping hot water onto the cares we're trying to sell.
You killed @SoaringDylan !? You murderer!

Waiter, someone hurt Azelf and shoved it into my soup and I don't want to touch it!

 

[TRNatalie]

I'll send for a detective sir

Waiter, there's a high class woman in my soup that keeps on asking for someone named James. She keeps threatening to whip me if I don't say anything

 

[Kirby4ever]

Tell her that James died in a horrible, horrible accident.

Waiter, James' Mime Jr is crying in my soup!

 

[TRNatalie]

*A young man with lavender hair and black glasses comes in and takes it away, coddling it*

Waiter, there's a Haunter in my soup

 

[Vulpix037]

Sorry. We didnt have a Gengar to put in your soup, so we put a Haunter in instead.

Waiter, there's a Cutiefly in my soup.

 

[TRNatalie]

Lucky you!

Waiter, you put Watership Down in my soup

 

[Ryoma Maser]

A who to the what now?

Waiter, there is a guy named Shin Dan Kuroto......Da in my soup. And I think he's insane.

 

[Pyrax]

Apologies. Let me call Dr.Hojo to get rid of him.

Waiter, there's a rival restaurant's soup in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Don't think I can't tell you're trying to get some of our soup for, sir.

Waiter, there's the letter 'O' in my soup.

 

[Vulpix037]

You ordered the alphabet soup, didn't you?

Waiter, there's a number in my soup.

 

[TRNatalie]

Well you did come to the soup shop in Sesame Street, Sir

Waiter, there's a rabbit in my soup.

 

[Vulpix037]

Sorry. That rabbit belongs to one of our customers. I've promised to return it to her.

Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup.

 

[TRNatalie]

PIPLUP, BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

Waiter, there's a triple googleberry sunrise in my soup

 

[Vulpix037]

Sorry. That was for a young man and his dog at table 4.

Waiter, Archaic is in my soup.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

Boss!! What are you doing in there?

Waiter, there is a door to a restaurant in another world in my soup.