Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Vulpix037]

The soup has had an idea!

Waiter, there's a Piplup in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Scald is not very effective on Piplup...

Waiter, there's a light bulb in my soup!

*Soup Herman gets an idea for soup lamps*

Waiter, there’s a shard of broken thread barrier in my soup!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Oh, sorry - I'm on strike today, and I'll literally be on strike until this problem resolves itself without my help
we aristocrats are legit

Waiter, there is a murder of Porgs in my soup (that is actually the real collective term)

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Would you have preferred a murder of Ewoks?

Waiter, there is a Rotom-dex in my soup?

 

[Icy Wind]

We thought you could use someone talking to you all day non stop giving you advice you didn’t ask for.Seriously, screw the rotom dex

Waiter, there’s a Toyota in my soup!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

You want a Rolls-Royce? A Lamborghini? A Porsche?! Not on your celery- I mean salary, you chump! And yes, I'm about to be fired

Waiter, there's a Spongebob in my soup and he absorbed it all with his body. i want my money back

 

[Icy Wind]

Sorry, but we don’t offer any refunds.
Because

Spoiler

Waiter, there’s a death star in my soup!

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Bah, easy. You just needs to trusts in the force and fires two proton torpedoes into the reactor core. That will cause a chain reaction that will destroy it. Easy peesy.

Waiter, there is a message in a bottle in my soup.

 

[Icy Wind]

It’s a map to a secret treasure. Congratulations sir, you’ll be rich in no time!As long as you fon’t mind going to some faraway island with traps that will probably kill you

Waiter, the Eiffel Tower is in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Eiffel for that joke once before. I won’t this time.

Waiter, there’s a Buzz Lightyear in my soup!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Look! There's Buzz!
...

Waiter, there's a convoluted mass of rancid organs in my soup.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

We apologise, this restaurant isn't supposed to serve anything that vulgar and gory. We will fetch you another serving immediately.

Waiter, there's electricity in my soup!

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

It's the electric-type soup pokémon. Pikachu's GEN9 clone just for you. It's a Pikasoup.

Waiter, there is a hammer in my soup.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Thor! I told you to stop mixing the soup with Mjolnir!

Waiter, there's a meteorite in my soup!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Me too, right?
I don't know why that sounded so clever and sexy in my head. Allow me to secure you a new waiter while I go jump off the roof

Waiter, there's a twat in a hat in my soup.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

How did that kid get back into the shop?

Waiter, there is the fragrance of Dark coffee in my soup.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Just as you asked sir.

Waiter, there is a snail in my soup.

 

[TRNatalie]

What are you doing here, Gary?

Waiter, there's a Bulbasaur in my soup.

 

[Pyrax]

Ah, so that's where our mascot was hiding.

Waiter, the Monado's in my soup.

 

[Icy Wind]

We knew you were a huge Xenoblade fan, so this is a little present from us.

Waiter, there’s uranium in my soup!