What If You Married The Avatar Above?

[MegaPod]

Truthfully, I'm hoping I don't have to resort to marrying a robot

 

[Max1996]

I think we would get along well, because we both like Christmas.

 

[Wispy Willow]

It would probably end after a heated argument where the half of what the Salamence has to say doesn't faze the Gardevoir at all, while said Gardevoir counters with its own devestating verbal blows. Or something.

 

[MegaPod]

Well, I guess there are worse Pokémon to have to marry

 

[Wispy Willow]

It probably wouldn't go well due to constant fear of whatever secrets I may have being discovered. Or something.

 

[MegaPod]

I don't think I should marry a ghostly entity whose true appearance would apparently kill me.

 

[Wispy Willow]

It would probably end in tradgety on both fronts - with the 'bot being mistaken for a nidnight snack, while the Aron died from poisoning, not realising that this 'bot is made of plastic, not metal. Or something.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

It's a toy robot; No Thank You.

 

[MegaPod]

Well, she is cute

 

[Wispy Willow]

It would probably end in the non-Mimikyu among us dying once things get... heated.

 

[MegaPod]

She might have a human counterpart who'd be pleasant once past the whole "cult leader" phase.

 

[Midorikawa]

I'd die upon removing the veil to kiss the bride. Or at least be cursed.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Either the flower is sentient, the flower used to be a person, or I'm somehow that lonely.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Buy some DIY concrete mix, some shoes and and a lakeside house.

 

[RTLfan]

I'm gay so it would be a sexless marriage.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Hmm. Interesting. I suppose I would probably be more akin to the caretaker of all of these Pokemon rather than their wife. Unless it's the man in the image there who I am marrying.

 

[MegaPod]

Could be fun

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Yeah no way. I'd lunge for a divorce lawyer and stress how completely manly I am, and that this was a vile mistake performed by an animal-loving sicko of a con artist who looked a lot prettier in a skirt.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'd feel a bit gray.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I'd question my life choices, wonder how and why I ever got married to... that, and then contemplate the chances of me ever wanting to get it on with it.