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What's your excuse?

Okay..oh, wait...I seem to be stricken by sudden debilitating leg cramps. I'm going down. And I'm on the floor. Can't get up. Sorry! Can't help you!

Stop eating your boogers!
 
I would but I'm a ghost and therefore can't interact with the physical realm much.

Speaking of, I am kinda in need of a host body for a bit. Would you mind lennding me yours?
 
I'm sorry, I can't, the kids are playing swords, sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding, oh-no, they are dead, don't call again.

Pretend to be my mother to deceive the parents of my heavily implied love interest into thinking I have a nuclear family. That's the best way to build a relationship.
 
Sorry but I broke the computer!

Let's go buy a giant teddy bear!
 
I can't. His account was pitch black to hack on.

Put ketchup above me.
 
Our tomatoes supply were used on throwing terrible shows.

Drink Pepsi.
 

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