Why Should the Poster Above Win the Presidential Race?

[Chidamari Sketch]

Because he links stuff

 

[Pikochu]

Because ^ is a witch.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

Because a president shouldn't deny science.

 

[Elementar]

Because they can fly around on their Honchkrow and check up on everything.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Because it might actually be useful to have a tactician in the White House instead of a career politician or a Donald Trump.

 

[Calvinッ]

Because crazy ideas and personalities are better than no crazy ideas and personalities.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because crazy ideas and personalities are better than no crazy ideas and personalities.

Spoiler: Why the quoted statement is false

I rest my case.

Anyway... Because a ninja can use his/her ninja abilities to avoid the politician's greatest enemy: the media.

 

[Sword Master]

Because ^ is a snivy.

 

[Octomo]

Because ^ is Batman. Who doesn't want to vote for Batman?

 

[Lylian]

Because we'll all get black belts.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because lightsabres are cool.

 

[Gaga]

Because monarchies are bad but we should have one anyway.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Because, as Enzap's computer, ^ is technically in charge anyway, so we might as well make it official.

 

[Lylian]

Because we'll get a squirrel vice president.

 

[Elementar]

We'll learn awesome jedi powers.

 

[Elementar]

We'll learn awesome jedi powers.

 

[Pikochu]

Will use the force.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

^ can roleplay

 

[Calvinッ]

Can draw? Maybe?

 

[Zexy]

Because a president ninja would be cool.