Will you be my...

[Caprizant]

No, thanks. I like to meow too much.

wil u b mi speling end punktuashion cheker

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Sure.

Will you be my tutor?

 

[PurplePlum]

Well if you can correct his spelling, why do you need one.
Will you be my salior?

 

[Caprizant]

Nah, I get seasick.

Will you be my Big Brother?

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Depends how old you are.

Will you be my item holder?

 

[Caprizant]

Nah.

Will you be my airbag?

 

[Almonds]

Nope, cuz the only time I'll be out of the steering wheel is when you're almost dead.

Will you be my Ferrari?

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

No, because even though I reach top speed fast, I run out of energy just as fast :<

Will you be my brain?

 

[Almonds]

YEAH!! MIND CONTROL!!

Will you be my ice cream?

 

[Caprizant]

No, I'll melt :-/

Will you be my post?

 

[Almonds]

Nope

Will you be my cookie?

 

[SchneeAce14]

Long as it's chocolate.

Will you be my co-pilot?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Yes, but only if I'm allowed to play dangerous pranks.

Will you be my toaster?

 

[Almonds]

Yup!! Crisp toasts every morning - YUM!

Will you be my eye candy?

 

[Caprizant]

Spoiler

Will you be my supper?

 

[Bandit Keith]

Maybe...am I spicy?

Will you be my guinea pig for experiments in physiological and mental regression into infancy via constant feeding of muscular relaxants in order to undo key muscle memories and irreversible hypnotic brainwashing or nanotech injection-based assimilation into a emotionless, perfectionist collective of hive-minded cyborgs?

 

[Caprizant]

Yes.

Wait...

WHAT'D I JUST AGREE TO!?

Will you be my firewall?

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

I'm not good at protecting, so no thanks.

Will you be my puppet master?

 

[Caprizant]

Just call my name.

Will you be my will you be my?

 

[Koukoubean]

Um... I could be your willpower, then.

Will you be my Internet neighbor?