Will you be my...

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

Will you be my doctor?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I might steal your skeleton and run away, so be very afraid....

Will you be my maid?

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

I'm a friggin' dude! No way!
:dodgy:
Will you be my chainsaw?

 

[Chibster]

Yes and I will chop your hands off!

Will you be my horsey?

 

[Steel_Justice]

Sure, considering that I am one and I fly too.

Will you be my tank repair guy?

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

I can't repair. I only break. Huehuehue!

Will you be my Kafka? For those of you not savvy enough about Bayonetta, it's a demonic bow that shoots dragonfly arrows.

 

[pokefan548]

Interesting...

Will you be my Hoovy, so I can feed you Sandviches and Steak and you can "Keel dem all!"?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

While I like TF2, I really don't like being involved in MLP stuff, so no

Will you be my opponent?

 

[pokefan548]

While I like TF2, I really don't like being involved in MLP stuff, so no

Will you be my opponent?

Um Hoovy... as in silly word for Heavy. Nothing to do with MLP, believe me, that's the LAST thing I'd reference.

Anyways, sure.

Will you be my Whaler assassin, who can execute a target without anyone the wiser, just for a bit of coin?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

While I like TF2, I really don't like being involved in MLP stuff, so no

Will you be my opponent?

Um Hoovy... as in silly word for Heavy. Nothing to do with MLP, believe me, that's the LAST thing I'd reference.

Anyways, sure.

Will you be my Whaler assassin, who can execute a target without anyone the wiser, just for a bit of coin?

*Looks up.* Huh, the term apparently came way before MLP became popular. Sorry.

Anyway, fine.

Will you be my Medic?

 

[pokefan548]

GET ON ZE POINT, SHVEINHOLD!

Will you be my polylingual dictionary?

 

[Crystal Onix]

Yes; oui; sí; 是
It'd be so cool to be fluent in all languages.

Will you be my infinite improbability drive?

 

[pokefan548]

Whalez :3

Will you be my Rat Swarm so I can devour my enemies with a pile of little, furry plaque bearers?

 

[SobriquetP]

Sure, I don't mind leading to the downfall of your civilization.

I'm a friggin' dude! No way!

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Only real men are maids.

Will you be my Calamity Trigger?

 

[DoctorWhy]

Nope, sorry. No triggers here.

Will you be my companion?

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Wynaut? :202:

Will you be my Poké Radar?

 

[DoctorWhy]

Sorry, I do not profess in the radaring of the pokemanz.

Will you be my Pokemon buddy?

 

[pokefan548]

Sure ^_^

Will you be my forum pal?

 

[Crystal Onix]

Sure!

Will you be my method of communication?

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

From where to where, to who, and how much will I be paid? Those are all variables on my answer.

Will you be my rabid, mental groundhog bait?