Will you be my...

[Maniacal Engineer]

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Will you be my sanity, please? I've been looking for it for ages.

 

[----]

Sorry, can't be something that doesn't exist

Will you be my alarm clock?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yes. At the top of every hour, I shall hit you with a mallet.

Will you be my computer?

 

[italicizewafer]

No. I already deleted your account on bgmf, so it doesn't matter.


Will you be my radio antenna

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Your reception would probably be awful.

Will you be my new bmgf account? Apparently somebody attempted to delete my old one.

 

[italicizewafer]

No!1111!1!11

Will you be my new SHIFT key?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nope. I was the one who glitched your old one in Retaliation for you deleting my bgmf account.

Will you be my dinner?

 

[italicizewafer]

Wait, there's one on the left, too! Ha!

Also, no, but I can get you some.


Will you be my sediment shaped sediment

 

[ArvAl]

I'm not sure if that's for Valentine but no

Will you be my cake?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

The cake is a lie!

Will you be my Smashable Rock?

 

[italicizewafer]

Nope.
Will you be my valentine?


Ha, the clock just beeped midnight.
Just in time.

 

[Wispy Willow]

It's a little late for that, don't you think?

Will you be my host body?

 

[Snowy]

Probably not.

Will you be my tag team partner?

 

[ArvAl]

I would love to but I can't being disturbed now.

Will you be my moonshine under my head?

 

[Wispy Willow]

...What?

Will you be my Santa?

 

[ArvAl]

But can you fit into my chimney?

Will you be my Pokémon?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Depends on the species.

Will you be my new username?

 

[Snowy]

Unlikely.

Will you be my window cleaner?

 

[ArvAl]

I hate dirty windows so no.

Will you be my rival?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nope. I appreciate the offer, but I already have one, and I can't stand rival overloads. I'll be your friend, though.

Will you be my ultimate victory?